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Stranded on a Desert Island with no E-meter?

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Imagine you and your dog have become stranded on a deserted tropical island.

You had to make an emergency landing on the beach in your light aircraft. It won't fly again.

You have a ready supply of fresh drinking water, ample food and shelter, but no working radio and no means of summoning rescue.

You have brought with you a complete library of the Scientology and Dianetics works of L Ron Hubbard. You have even brought a copy of Mission Earth, for light reading.

It's a perfect time for solo-auditing, with no distractions.

But one thing is missing. Your E-meter!

What would you do?

Would you be able to fashion a workable alternative to an E-meter from your aircraft's intrument's panel?

Would you try something else?

What are your ideas?
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25 months ago: I would enact Scientology auditing process R2-45 thereby freeing my thetan from my meat body to be reborn into a new body (to upstat Scientologist parents, of course) whereby I could continue my progression up the bridge. If a colt-45 wasn't available I could probably end-cycle by some other method. Possibly by drinking aircraft fuel mixed with flavoraid, or something similar. Anyway, I'm sure I could postulate a solution at the time.

I would leave a note for all the LRH materials to be returned to the Church to be re-sold as it would be out-exchange for anyone to acquire them for free after I drop my body. The dog is simply part of the MEST universe and 5th dynamic so it can stay on the island.
25 months ago: This is a pretty workable solution.

It's not necessarily relevant to the solution, but remember that both the dog and the aircraft may have thetans attached to them.

What if you wanted to stay on the island, in your current meat body, for solo auditing?
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25 months ago: Remember that anything is allowed in the Godless Cult of Greed and Sin.

That includes murder according to policy.

But what their GOD RON wanted, is for all the SP and PTS of the world, to be killed to make it that much easier to clear the Planet.

Their GOD RON was a nut and many other things.

But he was very controlled but still made it quite clear, that when they ran the show --- all the SP will be killed -- without mercy or compassion.

That is just a tiny bit of the Cult's agenda. The murder of men, women, children, the sick, disabled and elderly SPs of the world.

No matter who and what you are someday in the future, the Ronbots have concentration camps waiting for you, just as Hitler did.

SCIENTOLOGY IS A DANGEROUS, EVIL AND IN-HUMANE CULT.


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25 months ago: I think Scientology auditing process R2-45 is a workable solution for all Scientologers, whether stranded on a desert island or not. If it were not for the eternal ramifications, I would highly recommend it.
markbyrn
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25 months ago: ...If it were not for the eternal ramifications, I would highly recommend it...

That's your Thetan implant programming talking, or if you're merely rational as opposed to a member of the UFO fraud scam of $cientology, it's the evangelical proselytizers ultimate sales pitch - if you can't win them with the phony 'God luuuuvs you' message, you threaten them with eternal ramifications by the angry three headed spirit barbarian?
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24 months ago: Either way, Markbyrn, I don't think you can argue that the death of this meat body is eternal.
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24 months ago: Or rather, isn't eternal.
25 months ago: As an eternal spirit who has lived lifetime after lifetime, you should be able remember how to build an e-meter out of a shoddy casing filled with used pinball machine parts with your eyes closed.

If you can't make it go right then wait until the absolute hottest part of the day and run around the nearest palm tree under the blazing sun until you do remember how to do it. I understand that punching yourself black and blue and choking yourself out on a regular basis also helps things you be more able.
24 months ago: There are no pinball machine parts on the island, Possums9000.
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THE RONBOT HUNTER
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24 months ago: Out Of The Box

" I think Scientology auditing process R2-45 is a workable solution for all Scientologers, whether stranded on a desert island or not "

I hope that the public understands what R2 45 means.

Because I do recommend that all present day ronbots use it.

We Ex-Scientologists will be glad to help them do it right.

I for one will volunteer to help the Ronbots that infect this website, do it right.

Remember that the Ronbots want to immediate put to sleep 2% of the world, without mercy or compassion.

That may include your own mother.

These are their own policies. To immediate rid the world of all SP and PTS people.

This has been exposed many years ago, by hundreds and the Ronbots here might say it is not so.

But their own murderous policies are on record.

I said it before and I will say it again --
SCIENTOLOGY KILLS EVEN ITS OWN PEOPLE.

GIVE THEM A CHANCE AND THEY WILL GLADLY KILL YOU!!!

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24 months ago: I'd just burn all those works :3 And I'd rather die than be a brainwashed Scientologist
markbyrn
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24 months ago: That's what I'd do (the books would make good kindling) but the real question is why would any rational person allow the complete library of the Scientology and Dianetics works of L Ron Hubbard on their personal aircraft. I'd toss the books in a dumpster before I took off and the $cientologist passenger who brought them aboard would be escorted off the plane and left behind on the tarmac.

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