News & Politics

Rant

Steroids??? Perfect.

Posted 39 months ago|8 comments|649 views
Written by
TravDog321
Sanibel, FL
(As for the halls of fame for the various sports, I have no idea how to fix that debate, except maybe making new halls of fame for players in the 1980's and later.)

As for steroids and performance enhancing drugs, this is nothing new for professional athletes. NFL players and bodybuilders have been screwing with them on a regular basis for decades. What is new is that steroids and human growth hormone and testosterone are being used regularly in almost all sports now.

Everyone knows that long-term steroid use is bad. Everyone. What people are not realizing is that we have the perfect guinea pigs for them, HGH, testosterone and all the new substances that are being created to not show up on tests. Who better to test them on than athletes with everything to lose, but also everything to gain??? We will have a very public list of individuals to study for long-term effects over the years. There will be a lot of ex- athletes getting weird cancers, brain problems, heart problems, kidney problems, skin problems, and liver problems. This will be over the next twenty years or so and will serve as a fine example for youngsters.

Additionally, according to various doctors whose articles I have read, steroids and HGH can be used relatively "safely" if the individual is working out enough and has a healthy diet and lifestyle. You should not drink alcohol, eat fatty and sugary foods, and above all, not be at all sedentary when taking these substances. They are designed to repair muscles bigger, stronger, and more defined all the time (for people who work out ALL THE TIME).

Of course this doesn't happen by getting a shot or popping a few pills. The cycles for steroid use are a few months on, a few months off. But for it to be "safe", the doctors say that you must be working out for hours and hours every day. Additionally, Human Growth Hormone (HGH) is an entirely different thing. Apparently it takes away the effects of aging. There are 80-year olds (including a fair number of doctors that prescribe it at about 150 grand a year) on it that look like they're 50 year old bodybuilders (six pack, veins all over, etc.). Plus, HGH and testosterone help children that will not grow because of glandular problems or chemo or radiation.

So I say, lets get crazy. Let the athletes use whatever they want for now. If they want to look like physical freaks, that's their prerogative. Only when they start dropping dead on a regular basis will they stop using. They're cheating Darwin, and he does not like it. To the athletes that want to be professional and are not using anything, good luck. You are in the wrong place at the wrong time.
EMAIL|FLAG THIS POST
COMMENTS
amishking
amishking
 Moderator
Auburn, NY
39 months ago: I too was busted for using performance enhancing drugs. I had to quit my bowling league, it seems I bowl better when I'm drunk.
TravDog321
TravDog321
Sanibel, FL
39 months ago: Thanks for commenting both insightful and hilarious. My Rants/Raves don't ever seem to make the home page anymore, but (my opinion) a lot of grammatically terrible and uninteresting ones certainly do.
Coloranter Raver
Coloranter Raver
Denver, CO
39 months ago: Just had a thought. Trying to stop steroid use by punishing the users is like trying to stop drug abuse by arresting all of pot smokers. Unlike pot which can be grown anywhere, steroids are not as easily obtainable. The place to crack down is at the source.
TravDog321
TravDog321
Sanibel, FL
39 months ago: The source is the world's major pharmaceutical companies. Anabolic steroids have legitimate uses in the U.S. (the elderly with severe muscle complaints, people with diseases that break down their muscles, etc.). So does HGH (kids that won't have a growth spurt because of brain damage, the elderly, people with degenerative muscle diseases, etc.) Unfortunately, if we audited these pharmaceutical companies U.S. branches', it wouldn't do a damn thing, as many of their home countries have no laws against steroids or HGH. Plus we do not want impure steroids or HGH on the market. At least if the pharmaceutical companies keep making them we won't have dangerously poisonous bootlegs, like when the government made ecstasy illegal, booze illegal, and LSD illegal.
Coloranter Raver
Coloranter Raver
Denver, CO
39 months ago: TravDog, you might be right in that it could be very expensive to stop the proliferation. There's only one other solution I can think of. It's a tough one, but it might work. Ban, forever, any person who tests positive ever from any professional sport AND strip them of any records they accomplished. You could take it one step further. I'm not a huge fan of punishing a group for the misdeeds of one, but sometimes it's the only recourse. If a team wins a national championship on the basis of even one tainted player, the title is tainted, therefore, strip that team of all wins where that player played. If that means you never won the division let alone the World Series then that's what it means and it works retroactively, so if you won the team won the title 5 years ago, the team title is now nullified and the second place team is declared the champs. Hey, maybe the Cubs could win a world series by default.

There's an American tendency to believe in rehabilitation and that tough sanctions never really work. In the USA we give people a nearly unlimited number of extra chances on DUIs for example. In Sweden, 1 DUI results in drivers license revocation for life. You get zero chances to screw up. They have among the lowest DUI accidents in the world. Sometimes you have to willing to do what seems mean and horrible at the outset to really effect a change of habit. You got to be really desperate to use steroids ever if you know that it will ruin your entire team retroactively for every game you played AND get you banned for life period.
TravDog321
TravDog321
Sanibel, FL
39 months ago: Yeah, but the PLAYERS control their unions, so this will never happen without draconian federal legislation. Obama changing the laws of the entire U.S. sporting world would be a disaster to his popularity. As long as everyone knows the risks, I think sports need to be left out of legislation. Parents need to worry about steroids for their high school football player a lot more than booze or pot.
TheLegendTomWing
TheLegendTomWing
 Administrator
Philadelphia, PA
39 months ago: AmishKing,
I have to say, performance enhancing drugs, ban them!
but well done to you if you can bowl a 300 and do a kegstand.

Post a Comment
Sign in or sign up to post a comment.