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Soccer is a Socialist Plot!

Posted 19 months ago|3 comments|671 views
Soccer or Big Guns?
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Eugene, OR
I came across this video from BillyBobNeck and his arguments are so very similar to our very own Red that I wondered if this is what Red really looked like? I wonder if Billy Bob can smooch up his face like that?

Anyway the argument is pretty simple. Soccer starts with S as does Socialism, Satan, and Sodomy, so it must be evil.

The other argument is that in soccer, players don't use their arms, so this is obviously a plot by Obama to get everyone in America's arms to shrivel up and atrophy until they can't carry a gun, then the UN troops will make their move and take over.

Obama probably wants Americans to do that Irish dancing too.

Because the Americans rely on individuality and competition between superstars, they washed out early in the World Cup.

The socialists who value cooperation and playing for the team instead of the individual did well. I'm gonna cheer for the Dutch Socialists over them "Mexican" Socialists.

Red is always carrying on that I will never understand how a conservative thinks.

Well Billy Bob explains why Glen beck hates Soccer and this makes about as much sense as Glen Beck and the rest of the tea Party Rednecks so this can give me a good sense of where they are coming from.
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19 months ago: You know, I hear a lot about Tea Party Rednecks, but everyone who is slings around the name-calling forgets to mention the Liberal Rednecks, you know the ones who are closed minded and full of hate while they sit around waiting for their government assistance checks to come in the mail.
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"In 2004, Paul Day got asked to take part in a comedy night to raise funds for John Kerry's presidential bid. Rather than be just another comic telling "Bush is stupid" jokes, he came up with the character of Billy Bob Neck, Billy Bob is bleeding edge satire on those in the Christian Conservative Movement who believe that "George Bush is the greatest president since Winston Churchill" and that President Obama wants to personally kill your grandmother."
Altruist
Altruist
Eugene, OR
19 months ago: I suspected that this clown couldn't be real, just like I don't believe those people Jay stops on the street are as dumb as they pretend to be or as far as that goes I don't even believe that Red is as bad as he lets on.

What about Glen Beck though?

The concept of something as healthy as soccer being considered evil by religious nuts isn't just Christians here though.

Radical Islamists recently threatened and are roaming the streets looking for people who watch the World Cup games because the it is against Sharia law.

"The ban on watching Soccer dates to 2006 when a coalition of insurgent groups called the Islamic Courts Union briefly took control of much of the country and imposed Sharia law. Any form of entertainment that is considered "un-Islamic" is banned. This currently includes playing video games, watching sports in public and listening to music." http://www.examiner.com/x-8947-LA-Atheis...
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19 months ago: Beck is not now, nor ever will be, a sporto in any sense of the word. He ridicules himself for his girlie throwing arm, or to be more precise, his lack of any athletic talent whatsoever. This is widely known.

Beck is not alone in his criticism of soccer. From the website dedicated solely to active dislike of soccer http://www.soccersucks.net/

Soccer is a popular activity. This does not mean it has any value. Any idiot who ascribes value to soccer because it is popular should also choose a Big Mac over chateaubriand, since McDonald's is more popular than a Union Square Cafe. Soccer does have some limited merit, however, and soccersucks.net does cover these cases.

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