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Roxana Saberi is a total doll, a major babe, an American treasure. We need to send Seal Team Six through ten to retrieve her and leave a blow up doll in her place, one with a tactical thermal nuclear warhead concealed inside, to be detonated remotely at a later time, like right after she and all our diplomats have vacated the premises. If those ragheads are so interested in nukes, we ought to give them at least one as a present. If we don't hurry up, Israel will beat us to the punch. Maybe our Seals could also make a quick stop on the way home and pick up the 8 year old girl in Saudi Arabia who can't seem to get divorced and leave a similar blow up doll there as well, in the King's palace harem. What's with these radical Muslims when it comes to Women anyway? They've got some of the most beautiful Women on Earth and thong weather year round, but they make them wear car covers, with a window screen over their eyes so you can't even tell if there's a glint in their eye. We need to come up with a neutron bomb that only kills humans with beards. Toast everything with a beard, then all us single American guys could go there on vacation babe hunting. If I were Emperor of this Imperialistic Society, they'd already be dust long ago.