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Predictable Plots In the Media

Posted 40 months ago|14 comments|690 views
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glitchypetpeeve89
Auburn, NY
Late one night a typical night hanging out with my friends, and as per teenage tradition we pulled out a movie. It was a horror film of some sort, I don’t remember the title I believe it was Stay Alive. It was the classic evil spirit bent on revenge, gets released by an unsuspecting group of people, eventually has to survive a predefined amount of time, and seal and/or destroy the monster/spirit. Me being the cynical, analytical, and sarcastic person that I am got bored at pretty much on the first half of the movie. So in order to entertain myself I decided to “predict” everything that was going to happen in the movie. In an original thought out movie this would have not been possible but unfortunately there seems to be a lack of original movies in any genre. Really any sort form of visual media that has to have an “original” storyline is not creative nor original at all, but built and contrived by the advertisement departments trying to pitch the movie to a specific audience. Everything is being dumb down and generalized for people that don’t have the attentions spans nor the patients for something longer than an hour, and if it is longer than an hour it is filled with mind numbing dribble. Is it really possible that we as a society can’t come up with anything that doesn’t have giant explosions for half of the film or repeated takes on the Cinderella story. I don’t see how it can be so hard to just take the time to just think out an interesting story, if not that then an interesting view on the story. Like Wicked the book and the Broadway play, it is about the wicked which of the west from Oz. That may not be my cup of tea but at least someone is trying. Try, that’s all I ask….because if not I will continue to “predict” the every step of the characters in a movie on a screen near you (which my friends weren’t to happy about by the way.) because somewhere in the back of someone’s mind there is a story waiting to be told that is not like other stories that can be entertaining and mind boggling all at the same time. (well one can only hope….) We just have to think (we can still think can’t we?)
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glitchypetpeeve89
glitchypetpeeve89
Auburn, NY
40 months ago: Yah well it maybe their job but it seems that its all driven by money. I guess they were right when they said money makes the world go round.
amishking
amishking
 Moderator
Auburn, NY
40 months ago: There must be something in the water in central ny. My wife hates watching movies with me, since I tell her plot points in a movie before they happen. Most times I can even predict dialouge. Usually I know in the first 10 minutes if I will like a movie. If you know of any new movies that won't bore me, list them.

On another note, how weird is it that all these comments are from people living in Auburn or Syracuse? Huh?
glitchypetpeeve89
glitchypetpeeve89
Auburn, NY
40 months ago: yah predict dialouge all the time, its fun till someone bursts the bubble and gets mad at you. Yah there is one horror movie that I love it is korean it is called the wishing stairs. It has been tainted by turning into an american remake...yet.

yah that is wierd that we are all from central ny, it must be something in the water.
amishking
amishking
 Moderator
Auburn, NY
40 months ago: Hey, I saw 12 monkeys, and yeah, I also had to watch it more than once to get the whole thing. The last movie I watched was "The butcher boy", an irish movie about a boy going crazy. It's from the 80's or early 90's I think, but I loved it, check it out. As for hollywood, I recently saw Flawless, with Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Robert DeNiro also very good.
glitchypetpeeve89
glitchypetpeeve89
Auburn, NY
40 months ago: I am so out of the loop when it comes to movies. I kind of gave up on them. The only time I really watch anything anymore is if I happen upon it by mistake. Wierd huh?
TravDog321
TravDog321
Sanibel, FL
40 months ago: You mentioned in the beginning that you are a teenager, so your terrible spelling, grammar, and syntax are forgivable, but you wrote an essay that has been an issue in Hollywood for years. You are not at all original in thinking this. There is an academic theory that all new novels, plays, and movies are variations of stories that have been told for centuries. Many great filmmakers use this to their advantage. Take for example Coppola making a modern version of "Heart of Darkness", or Scorsese making "The Departed" based on a Chinese film. Also, probably half of all movies are slightly Shakespearean. Take an extra ten minutes at the video (Blu-Ray, DVD??? LOL) store next time you go, so you can look at all the movies you love, that are extremely similar to other films you have seen or heard about.
Coloranter Raver
Coloranter Raver
Denver, CO
40 months ago: Accordingly, according to the ancient Greeks who established the groundwork for what we think of as modern theatre which has been adapted to film there were only 5 different possible plots in the first place.
glitchypetpeeve89
glitchypetpeeve89
Auburn, NY
40 months ago: That is what I meant siempre, I don't mind original takes on the story but when they change the setting and the people but keep the same exact storyline that is not originality. There are plenty of stories that are not Shakespearian in origin. Oh here is an awesome movie: The Invisible circus. I just remembered it yesterday.

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