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Obama once again proved how effective he is, without his teleprompter, today, when he addressed the National Academy of Science. Apparently, Obama didn’t actually know what was in the speech, because he began the speech by introducing members of the President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology, then, later in the speech, started to introduce them again, because the teleprompter told him to.
Once he realized what was going on, he pleaded with the teleprompter to move up. This should be disturbing, because the teleprompter has apparently become self-aware. The implications of this could be disastrous.
What if, hypothetically, the teleprompter decides it’s had enough of Canada? During the next State of the Union address, the teleprompter might make Obama say, “We’ve been living in the shadow of Canada for too long! It’s time for us to claim the north! We strike tomorrow!”
Then what? Obama certainly won’t take it back, given his pride. So, we’ll go to war, and because of the low military morale, we’ll certainly fall to the Red (maple leaf) Menace of the North. Within the year, we’ll all be ice fishing, stoned on BC Bud and ending every sentence with “Aye.”
You may think this is funny, but we should take this warning of the self-aware teleprompter seriously. We need to find a leader who can think for himself, or we’ll all be sorry.