I was checking the Fed Ex cup points this morning and still can't believe what I'm seeing there. Tiger not in the top 5?
Oh yeah he's going through hell, because he could no keep his putter in his pants.
Here are the top 4 in the fed ex cup.
Tigers at #112.
Rank Name
1 Ernie Els
2 Steve Stricker
3 Jim Furyk
4 Phil Mickelson
Ok now I may get myself into some trouble here but I don't care, I'm going to preach like it's Sunday and hell
is coming tomorrow.
Tiger what the hell were you thinking? Man you could have paid me 10k year to keep your booty call phone.
Then I could have called you to say "Call your Aunt Patty" she needs to talk to you. This way the $750 million dollar
woman could never get her hands on your messages. Once again, what the hell where you thinking? You got kids man,
and this divorce is going to rip them apart. I hope you learned your lesson in all of this.
I have some advice for you my brother, if you ever decide to get married again. Marry a sister girl, not that
being married to a white woman is wrong ,color means nothing in my eyes but the attitude does.
Ok Tiger imagine this, you're married to a fine looking sister, everytime your cell phone rings you get "Who was that?"
It was one of your booty calls, you lie and say it was a call from a agent. Trust me she won't let slide. She's going to take
that phone and call that number back, and the person on the other end of that phone is going to get a police questioning
worse then any CSI series on TV. And Tiger if it's a woman she just might get her address and stop by to lay down the law.
Then when that is done, it's your turn Daddy, won't be no $750 million divorce. It's going to be a few slaps up side the head
and if that #$%^@# ever calls you again, you'll have to play golf from a wheel chair type of disccusion.
Look at this way Tiger, you pay $750 million or get a sister girl that will keep you **** in line.
I know the 2nd one works as I have a woman like this. Trust me it works!
Gotta go, think a shoe just went flying past my head, with something said about doing the dishes.
Hang in there Tiger I know it's tuff, with the kids and all, but it will get better. Just be a good dad!
CRBob