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Miley to Fans: Buy Sensai Cleanser!

Posted 13 months ago|1 comment|2,004 views
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Chris D
Seattle, WA
Miley Cyrus, teen idol extraordinaire, has 1,258,557 followers on Twitter. (For context, I have 88.) Most of her fans are about 11-13 years old – the worst time of your life, in my opinion – and are worried about their appearance as they go through puberty.

So what does Miley say to her fans about her acne? She suggests a face wash – “Sensai cleanser” – and Google searches for the product go straight to the top of the charts.

Here are Miley’s Tweets about Sensai cleanser:

“gave sensai cleanser to a friend on Friday. They were really broken out, just saw em and the skin is clear and so beautiful!”

“sensai face wash step 1 and 2 has CHANGED my life!”

“a beauty product can change your life! having acne is miserable :( you feel so insecure. :( i am so happy to have found sensai.”

They make the product sound great, don’t they? Here’s the downside – Sensai cleanser costs $100 for 100 milliliters (just over 3 ounces). That’s a lot of green for a face wash. A superstar like Miley Cyrus knows the worth of a product endorsement. I wonder how much money she got per Tweet?

Sadly, not many parents can afford a luxury product like Sensai cleanser, which is going to cause tears, screaming, and inferiority complexes galore. Good going, Miley.


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4 months ago: Well... Now we know who ruined our children ^^' (Not really... It's just hard to say something about that >_<')

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