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Lindsay Lohan out of rehab, moves in with Canadian.

Posted 21 months ago|2 comments|644 views
Cute couple!
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amishking
 Moderator
Auburn, NY
So she's out.

Did you fret when she was in jail?

Were you pacing the floors, wondering if she was going to be alright?

How many times did you think of her while she was being held like a common criminal?

If you spent any time or energy worrying about this person than you are a bigger idiot than she is. Her lawyer stated that Lindsay is a changed person after 13 days in jail and 23 days in rehab. I'm sure she has changed. She just found out what she suspected all along.

Lindsay is better than you.

If that were you or I, we would not be in rehab, we would still be in jail.

I am so sick of celebrities getting treated better than the rest of us. She is a singer, ( I guess) not a scientist who discovered the cure for Aids. She is an actor, (supposedly) not a politician who brokered a peace treaty to end a bloody war. She is (semi)nude model, not teacher who inspired poor children to use education to elevate their positions in life. Why should we give Lindsay Lohan another chance?

Freaky Friday?

Please.

I am not saying we should shoot her in the head or anything, that would be a waste of a good looking bisexual girl who isn't afraid to show her stuff. Now if she was down at the docks, servicing sailors on their way to Iraq, I would be the first one in line at the court house yelling at the judge to let her out. But we don't need her running around loose.(no pun intended)

She is going back to Hollywood, make another crappy movie that we don't need to see, and maybe get her act together, or maybe not. The point is that it doesn't matter either way.

If you worry about this waste of space, or perish forbid look up to her, you have bigger problems than she does, so get off the computer, take your meds, and call for a ride, because you need to be in a hospital yourself.

Peace.
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markbyrn
markbyrn
 Moderator
21 months ago: ...If you spent any time or energy worrying about this person than you are a bigger idiot than she is...

Didn't you spend time and energy writing a rant devoted to her? DOH!
amishking
amishking
 Moderator
Auburn, NY
21 months ago: Damn, you got me there, Mark.

Uh...I wrote this rant to uh...to uh...uh..take one for the team, just to inform and educate! Yeah! That's why I did it! It's not that I think she's hot or anything. Honest.

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