Laborless Day 2011: FEMA Camp 99er Opening Soon - Tier 5 Now
Millions of Americans did not work today.
Some who didn't work today enjoyed a Federal Holiday, a paid day off from their jobs, where they are payed living wages with benefits and retirement plans.
The majority who didn't work today suffered hunger and thirst because we are laborless 99ers who can't find jobs, and are worried about where we will sleep tonight because we don't have homes, and wonder whether we will wake tomorrow because the end seems so near.
Meanwhile, President Obombasta arrogantly and illegally declares war on nation after nation all across the globe at tax-payer expense, gives foreign aid to nations that loan the money right back to us at interest and spends millions of tax dollars on personal vacations, golf trips and gambling on professional sports.
President Obombasta is obviously trying to run up the credit card before he has to give it back.
Without rigging the Diebold electronic voting machines (like his mentor did in 2000 and 2004), President Obombasta stands a 99er's chance at a job fair of actually winning the 2012 Presidential Election.
Either way, fanfare, hubris and bombast more viscous and mentally indelible than a freshly crushed slug will accompany President Obombasta all the way to his reselection.
If history is any indicator, President Obombasta will win again in 2012.
The first item on his new agenda will be to open FEMA Camp 99er for all displaced workers in America. FEMA has plenty of formaldehyde filled campers waiting for homeless 99ers and their distraught families.
The best thing a 99er could do is stay away from FEMA Camps altogether.
However, if internment in FEMA Camp 99er becomes inevitable, 99ers must resist the urge to bathe in the "public showers" and avoid eating the genetically modified oat-based diet that will be served. If possible, wear a gas mask at all times while staying at FEMA Camp 99er.
Remember, your financial, physical and mental sacrifices are paying for the wars.
Laborless Day 2011: FEMA Camp 99er Opening Soon - Tier 5 Now
Pastor Dinary