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Kirsty Alley: Dump Organic Liaisons to Salvage Scientology

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Celebrity web sites are teeming with publicity for Kirsty Alley's new Organic Liaison "weight loss program".

Some web posters are spitefully alleging that her program is a faddish, useless, rip-off of technology invented by the world's greatest humanitarian and reclusive civil rights campaigner, L Ron Hubbard.

Web posters have been asking questions to the effect of "Can't Scientology, the world's best value religion, with all Kirsty Alley has spent on it, do something practical to help her with self control and get her to stop eating so much?"

Blogs are also alleging Ms Alley's profits from the scheme will be funnelled back to the Church of Scientology through WISE, the World Institute of Scientology Enterprises.

However, bearing in mind that a major purpose of WISE is to "prevent any business-related distraction or outside influence created by the public from interfering with the lines of the Churches of Scientology", does this really seem likely? Would WISE really be trying to profit from a Public Relations disaster based on selling corrupted L Ron Hubbard technology?

One could only imagine the short shrift an overweight Joe Scientologist off the street would be given if he started creating PR trouble by promoting ineffective therapies that were basically a rip-off of techniques invented by L Ron Hubbard.

In truth, Scientology can help with everything, including weight problems, because it is the greatest spiritual technology ever invented and its statistics are provably rocketing through the roof because of its fantastic successes for people from all walks of life.

However, Ms Alley is a high-level Operating Thetan or OT. Ms Alley has spent more than most people could afford in order to achieve special G*d-like Scientology abilities never before available in human history, putting her several levels above Jesus Christ, for example. This achievement would give her special powers such as the ability not to over-eat.

As Ms Alley said: "Say you have a problem in your life: a compulsion to strangle mice. That just came up. No reason. Anyway, say you wake up every day and you just can't wait to find a mouse, and it's taking up a lot of your time. You'd have a couple sessions in Scientology and soon you wake up and decide you'd rather go to Home Depot. You'd see a mouse on the way and not have any desire to strangle it. You're just, "Hey, there's a mouse." Scientology takes barriers out of your life and lets you have more fun. What I'm saying is that it's fun to have control, to solve problems, to eliminate compulsions. I define compulsion as anything you feel like you have to do that you don't necessarily want to do."

To billions of uninformed outsiders - the billions of future Scientologists - it might seem that Ms Alley is either trying to be a living billboard that Scientology does not work, or that she is not really a high-level practising Scientologist. Ms Alley's recurrent obesity seems to suggest that Scientology is not much help, even for simple issues such as self-control, even for top-level Scientologists like herself.

In truth, the physical meat body is not of great concern to a true Scientologist. Indeed, L Ron Hubbard, who was somewhat overweight at times, did not take great care of his body, smoke, drank, experimented with substances and chose to depart his body and let it be cremated. However, even a low-grade Scientologist could use such simple techniques as putting themselves into a condition of Emergency until they lost weight, or using an assist to provide nutrition to trouble areas and allow the drainage of waste products from their meat bodies.

This "Organic Liaison" publicity is not good publicity. Fairly or not, it puts Ms Alley in a bad light and, more importantly, puts Scientology in a bad light. It's Ms Alley's choice how she deals with her own credibility, but it becomes a serious matter when it tarnishes Scientology.

Celebrities are given a special, superior status in Scientology, just like they would be accustomed to being given in many hotels and restaurants. Indeed Celebrities get preferential treatment and their own Celebrity Centers. This is a much better deal than a Celebrity would get in many other churches, and it should be appreciated.

However, one has to be alert to Celebrities abusing their privileges.

I, for one, hope that Kirsty Alley will soon appear on Oprah to cleat things up and announce the end of "Organic Liaison".

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THE RONBOT HUNTER
THE RONBOT HUNTER
23 months ago:
I was glad to rebut these previous false claims of the Godless Cult of Sin and Greed, before and now, glad to do so again.

1. "the world's greatest humanitarian and reclusive civil rights campaigner, L Ron Hubbard."

Considering the well known fact, that the world knows that The GOD RON, hated Blacks, Asians, Latinos, Jews, and women. These facts are still posted on line.

2. "special G*d-like Scientology abilities never before available in human history"

This one makes me laugh, 18 years in the cult and never saw anyone with any abilities at all. Except the ability to hurt, beat up, lie, cheat, harass people, with cult's blessings.

3. "greatest spiritual technology ever invented and its statistics are provably rocketing through the roof because of its fantastic successes for people from all walks of life."

The Godless cult of Greed and Sin, uses book sales, and now will use these fraudulent diet products, to count hundreds of thousands of new members.

It is in their dreams that they make new members.

$cientology is dying out and trying a comeback with lies and book and product sales.

The real religions of the world look upon this GODLESS Cult as evil.

4. "to achieve special G*d-like Scientology abilities never before available in human history, putting her several levels above Jesus Christ, for example. This achievement would give her special powers such as the ability not to over-eat."

Well, this one takes the cake. To claim this fat Ronbot, is way above Jesus Christ is proof that ALL RONBOTS ARE BRAIN-WASHED SLAVES.

THE GOD RON, THAT STATED THAT THERE WAS NO GOD, DID NOT INVENT SCIENTOLOGY.

SCIENTOLOGY WAS FOUNDED BY USING PHYSIOLOGICAL REACTIONS OF THE MIND AND BODY, AS A BASE TO MAKE A FRAUDULENT RELIGION OUT OF THE ONE AND ONLY GOD'S NATURAL LAWS.

SCIENTOLOGY KILLS EVEN ITS OWN PEOPLE.

THE RONBOT HUNTER
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xenubarb
xenubarb
San Diego, CA
23 months ago: Jack Remington, you are the most awesome troll on the planet!

<3
23 months ago: They wrote off L Ron Hubbard as a troll, too, and he was the most awesome being on ANY planet, Barb.
TheLegendTomWing
TheLegendTomWing
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Philadelphia, PA
23 months ago: Wasn't he the one with the stained dressed people were fussing about in the 90's?
23 months ago: I'm not sure I'm following you Mr Wing. Are you talking about President Clinton and Ms Lewinsky?
21 months ago: If the employees are scientologists, their inefficiency, lack of honesty and uncaring and nonchalant attitude when it comes to customer service do not bode well for the organization. I ordered the product (not cheap for one month's supply) and my card was charged on April 15th with an email said my order had been "processed" and was to be delivered via fedex ground within 2-5 days per the tracking number. I was not given a tracking number, so I called 4 days later to get it. The customer service rep. told me that she could not find it, would look into it the next day, and send me an email. I didn't get an email, so I called again. The next agent also could not find a tracking number and could not tell if the order had been sent to fedex, so she was going to speak with the shipping supervisor the next day. Really? It's not rocket "science" after all - the order was place or it wasn't. When I also didn't get her email, I called again on April 22nd. I requested that they overnight (one of their delivery options) the kit at their cost at the company's cost since the product should have already arrived and I was getting the run-around. No one would admit that the shipment was never sent out. Finally, the item was shipped on the 22nd after my call and did not arrive until April 28th. I called on the 23rd, and said I wanted to cancel my membership. In a snotty tone, the girl told me the order was placed so I could only cancel the next scheduled shipment and in another adolescent manner said "it's not like we did it on purpose." Not one person admitted they made a mistake in not placing the order via fedex or apologized to me. I was curious to see if the organic product was an effective hunger suppressant, but it is not worth the frustration of having to deal with such poor customer service.

Other issues - in order to speak to a person, you have to hang up when you are told all reps. are busy and asked to leave a message - then try about 4-5 more times when someone will eventually answer. You are given the impression that if you put in a type of food, the calories will be automatically calculated - but for 90% of the items, you need to input the calorie content yourself. Finally, the "meal plans" are supposed to include vegan, vegetarian, and vegetarian/seafood. Actually, there is no vegetarian plan without seafood, so lacto-ovos don't get a menu that doesn't need to be changed.

I admire Kirstie's tenacity, but the program needs a lot of work.
21 months ago: Good comment, Ginger.

The whole business is full of terrible "Scientologists".

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