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Kirstie Alley weightloss or photoshop?

Posted 20 months ago|3 comments|11,872 views
show us the real you Kirstie
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Kirstie posted a link to glossy professionally produced photo on her twitter page
Kirstie is lounging on a table,her torso is hidden. and she is surrounded by 5 hulking Italian men, in suits. the first thing that stands out is 80% of her body is hidden,can we really see the 50 pounds Kirstie has lost?

its really nothing more than a glossy photo shoot. come out from behind the eye candy and show off those pounds that have melted away..why claim you've lost them then hide them?

Almost a year ago Kirstie launched her magic pink elixir as a diet Miracle on Oprah's couch (you know, the same one Tom Cruise trashed while acting crazy as only Tommy can)

The pretty pink vitamin water with the price tag of around $1500!

The Former failed Jenny Craig spokesperson has visions of $$$$$$ dancing in her head.

Now Shes banking on millions buying into her Organic Liaison supplement program

The first order of business, give yourself a fancy title, in Kirstie's case it COB or chairman of the board. the next order of business is to hire a staff of Scientology employees, because they are "the only one that can do something about it!"
just ask Tom Cruise!

The next thing was to collect the greatest minds (in Kirstie's case it L Ron Hubbard) to come of with a state of the art magical potion that will melt the pounds away- while raking in those obscene profits. of course the weight loss theory she promotes about loosing fat are about as Scientific as silly putty.

Next is get a cable TV network to bite, and script a plot around Kristie's diet tribulations, and her 25 Lemurs and other pets,and an army of staff, trainers,friends,hired cast members, and provide work for a few Scientology friends as well.

The Show went nowhere. its hard to sell a reality show when it comes off scripted and contrived. plus watching the show we quickly learn, Kirstie is obviously allergic to exercise.

Kirstie would like everyone to believe that her products works small miracles, that you simply drink down the liquid and the pounds melt away.

Its not rocket science its exercise + health meals an portion control that helps you loose weight. not the lost mojo of a dead science fiction writer.


Kirstie in her HEY LOOK AT ME! Twitter styling that she is soooooo famous for.

"I've lost over 50 lbs...and I'm having the time of my of my life...30 more to goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo," she tweeted on Wednesday.

and posted a professional looking photo surrounded by 5 Large wide shouldered Italian Hulks. while Kirstie lounges on a table (body Hidden of Course!) with her hair extensions and her 3 hour face (makeup) with the right filtered lighting, pose,and camera angle

these days in a world of technology we can edit the fat away. with a few hours behind a computer,and with the similar technology we can look at the photo and see what is embedded in the photos. what do we see when we look at the photo of Kirstie and her Italian Hunks?

with a simple add on to your browser you can uncover all the photo shop editing to a picture using EXIF viewer, Firefox add-on it reveals 15 major edits saves, the artist the version of photo shop used.the type of camera.etc

lets see the real you for a change. not the make believe Hollywood you, if you want regular women to consider buying your diet elixir be the real you. not just the head and shoulders you.

all Kirstie Really wants you to buy into her crappy overpriced diet program.
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13 months ago: Who cares as soon as she's off the Dancing crap show she'll gain it all back again anyway...
BadCyborg
BadCyborg
San Antonio, TX
13 months ago: She looks pretty frakking good on DWTS. AND she is not a bad dancer. To be that big and still be able to move like that says a lot.

I personally thing she is white (forget smoking) hot! Of course I love large women. There's an old saw that goes "the softer the cushion
etc. Plus at this weight her boobs are a LOT bigger than they were when she was younger. Nothing wrong with that.

I don't think the "old fat broad" is gonna win the thing but I don't expect her to get voted off any time soon.
12 months ago: I enjoyed the article. Your blog would have much more credibility if you could spell correctly. It isn't 'to LOOSE weight' it is 'lose weight' and it isn't 'an' but 'and' and sentences start with a capital letter. How could another news outlet pick up your story if it is full of error.

Just a fan trying to help you.
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