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Kirstie Alley Needs A Clue

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xenubarb
San Diego, CA
On the surface, it sounds like a good idea, a pump with brightly colored wheels that children will play on; as the wheel turns it pumps water:
http://tinyurl.com/mbkcq3

This idea was obviously conceived by a First World citizen who knows nothing about life in small African villages.

This concept is built on the notion that these children are healthy, robust, and have plenty of spare time to play. In fact, children have duties to perform; gathering fuel, tending livestock, caring for younger siblings while their parents struggle for survival. They are often depleted by disease and parasitic infections, worn out from physical labor and the demanding struggle for survival.

Statistics on the pump:
"Capable of producing up to 1,400 liters of water per hour at 16 rpm from a depth of 40 meters, it is effective up to a depth of 100 meters."

One can easily see the potential for abuse here. Forcing children to turn the wheel to provide water on top of all the other demands placed on them is a real possibility. I probably wouldn't have a problem with this device if it weren't targeting children as the source of the labor.

This is the thing Kirstie Alley decided to promote in her recent "aquathon" on Twitter. Kirstie's been twittering a lot lately. Sometimes she's on all day long, leading one to suspect she's not doing much of anything else lately. Occasionally, her twitters are incomprehensible gobbledegook coupled with a volume that makes me wonder if she's emulation that old dead con man who founded her "religion." L. Ron Hubbard used to ingest stimulants before sitting down at a typewriter loaded with butcher paper. The result? The entire body of publications considered the doctrines of Scientology. His stuff doesn't make much sense either.

Kirstie obviously did not look up the 'thon' in her dictionary.
A marathon, a telethon, a twitterthon, these are supposed to be grueling challenges to endurance. Old Jerry Lewis, bless him, is still a trouper when it comes to his annual telethon.

Kirstie went to bed at 10:00, urging her twitter followers to "keep on donating." She made the very least effort she could get away with and went to bed. That's real dedication.
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JenniferH
JenniferH
Syracuse, NY
34 months ago: xenubarb I mean, damn. This has got to be the lowest, most disgusting, lame gossip post yet. For once I am sick to my stomach, and usually Perez Hilton comes close but you made me pike with this post.

I actually saw the tweets, and Kirstie Alley was doing a really good job in raising awareness about clean water in Africa. Have you even watched the National Geographic story? For those who are reading this xenubarb blog post, this person is a pure lame. To find out more about how the water pumps work go to http://www.youtube.com/NationalGeographic#play/search/0/qjgcHOWcWGE

Know there is a lot of people against Scientology, but in this case you are against helping children and families have clean water. So said for you. I will pray to God for you. Poor soul, you need some real help with this one.

Congrats Kirstie on your success and keep up the grate work.

For does who want to help please go to http://aquathon2009.blogspot.com/
xenubarb
xenubarb
San Diego, CA
34 months ago: Obviously you missed the whole point. Why should childrens' effort be the source of clean water? I'm glad you think Kirstie is doing "grate work."

Water, they say, seeks its own level. And you're about right for Kirstie's fan base. Say hi to your magical sky fairy, won't you? And pray for the children who are going to be turning that brightly colored wheel.
34 months ago: Xenubarb has got it right.

Sure, those kids will love the merry-go-round when it's new...but kids get bored quickly. Do you see lines at the merry-go-round at your local park?

That water needs to be pumped every single day. If the kids aren't playing with the merry-go-round enough to do that - what do you think is going to happen? They're going to MAKE the kids play on it. Africa already has some pretty questionable history when it comes to child labor.

If you take away the pretty colors - the "playpump" at it's heart a manual labor device designed specifically for children.

What's next? How about a "fun" game of tug-of-war where the children of the village pull a cart of goods to the market? Or a "sandbox" where the children dig in a mine for diamonds? Or how about a game of war where they give the children real guns and send them out to fight their enemies...oh wait - they are already doing that one...

Children are not a resource or an energy source to be exploited.

Kirstie Alley is supporting child labor - but only till 10:00 PM, then she needs her beauty sleep.
34 months ago: http://www.playpumps.org 94% raised goes to charity.
PlayPumps International’s mission is help improve the lives of children and their families by providing easy access to clean drinking water, enhancing public health, and offering play equipment to millions across Africa.

PlayPumps International is a 501(c) 3 organization in the U.S. with a partner organization called Roundabout Water Solutions in South Africa.

Together, we provide schools and communities throughout Africa with an innovative, uniquely sustainable, free supply of clean drinking water.

We strive to bring joy and play into the lives of African children, better health for millions, and to achieve the United Nations’ Millennium Development Goals.

By 2010, the combined efforts of PlayPumps International and its partners will bring the benefits of clean drinking water to up to 10 million people through the installation of 4000 PlayPump® water systems in schools and communities in 10 countries in Sub-Saharan Africa.

More than 1,200 PlayPump systems have already been donated to communities in South Africa, Lesotho, Mozambique, Swaziland, and Zambia.

And what do YOU do to make the world a better place, "Xenubarb" while hiding behind an online moniker? I'd love to know How much money for charity YOU have raised recently. Critics are people who can't do writing about people who can. This post is disgusting.
xenubarb
xenubarb
San Diego, CA
34 months ago: "And what do YOU do to make the world a better place, "Xenubarb" while hiding behind an online moniker?"

Hahahaha! I've heard that so often from proponents of stupid ideas. What rocket scientist decided it was a good idea to paint an ancient idea in bright colours and call it a toy?

You still fail to address the question, why are you targeting child labor to turn this pump? The labor of children whose other tasks you seem quite willing to ignore, I might add. Do you think they just go to school like American kids? Is that your major malfunction? Or do you assume that these villagers are all in robust health because of their superb health care plans?

Sure, this sounds great...on paper. When do you think these kids are going to have this wonderful playtime opportunity? How much effort does it take to turn that wheel at 16 rpm, and how far is one hour's worth of water going to go in a community?

I have seen better plans involving adults and bicycle-type pedals. I have a problem with using children's labor to provide water. But you don't address that. It's like you think this is the greatest idea since the U.S. sent dry jello to Biafra during a drought.

What do I do to make the world better? I dedicate my time and effort to exposing the crimes and abuses of a destructive cult. And exposing potentially exploitative projects like this one.


34 months ago: Hey bud? I have a question. Do you have any kids? If so do you "Allow" them to mow your yard? Would that be a better task while the Adults pedal the pumps? How about we just send them more money and add gas powered pumps? That way they can become even more self sufficient.
xenubarb
xenubarb
San Diego, CA
34 months ago: There are solar/wind powered pumps available.
No children are harmed by those. If the wind ain't blowing, chances are the sun is shining. And some windmills have solar panel sails. There is awesome technology being developed out there that don't depend on kid power to run them.
Mecca  Anon
Mecca Anon
Clearwater, FL
34 months ago:
Here is the logical progression of your child powered water pumps

http://10.176.80.152/www.andrewlove.orgg/blog/blogpics/conanpain.jpg

Don't kid yourselves! This is a trick to get children to do manual labor. Kirstie Alley needs to really start thinking about what she supports.
DeanFox
DeanFox
England
34 months ago: The Playpump idea was probably well intentioned. I expect it was invented by someone who DIDN'T think "I know, let's get the kids to man the pumps and tell them it's 'playing'." In other words it was invented by someone who didn't think it through. No only that but the pumps themselves are expensive in comparison to some of the more mundane alternatives like, oh say simple hand pumps.
DeanFox
DeanFox
England
34 months ago: Oh and InB4 "what do you do?" I do a lot of charity and voluntary work with various groups, something I happen to enjoy doing.
34 months ago: I must agree, Kirstie Alley is a very misinformed individual who is operating under misguided pretenses. I'm sure she wants to do good things for these poor individuals, but this is clearly not the method to use. Child-powered water pumps??

This is almost as bad as when she claimed that doctors squirted psychiatric drugs into the eyes of children at birth. The woman has lost touch with reality.
34 months ago: Lifting 1400 liters of water is equivalent to lifting 1.4 metric TONS of water. And our fat lady thinks this is play! It is, as Xenubarb says, unpaid child labour. While exercise is good for children, this "Playpump" will result in them being forced to "play" until they collapse.
Oh, BTW, I live in Africa.
34 months ago: Now that I think about it, this plan is even more poorly conceived because locals have no time for play. When will they find time between chores, scrounging up food, school (if they can even do that), etc to play?

What you need, if you're gonna use child labor, isn't starving locals who barely have enough to get by. NO! What you need, is strong, sturdy, chubby American children who've got too much energy, too much fat, and are in need of exercise. THAT is who you put to work.

Just ship them there (you could probably even bring their parents as employees of the parent organization, who to save money on taxes can pose as a religious organization) and put them to work like little adults. Now you've got cheap labor from individuals who you can work like the dickens because they don't have to worry about any of that pesky "survival" stuff. Plus, the company can either use its tax free status to make the pumps even cheaper, or to up their profit margin!

Strange, why does that last paragraph sound so DARN familiar? Oh, right. It's the Church of Scientology's Cadet Org and Sea Org business model! Except no one gets helped, certainly not starving third world countries.
DeanFox
DeanFox
England
34 months ago: To be fair to Kirsty Alley it isn't like she invented "PlayPumps" and for the company to get as far as it has she can't be the only whack job who thinks it's a good idea. I might get curious enough to investigate the company behind this, who knows might be a scientology operation, then again I probably won't.

For those few who still don't get it, imagine if your children HAD to "play" all day on the pumps in the heat in order for your town to have water.
34 months ago: Another point. The water in the borehole remains cool and fresh. If water is pumped up to a holding tank, the sun's heat will accelerate the growth of algae and other bacteria. Then the water ain't so fresh and safe. If proper water treatment (like sodium hypochlorite dosing) is not applied, then the water will be just as bad as taking from contaminated rivers.
So, the playpump is a simplistic "solution" to a more complex problem.
It is safer to use a handpump to take water for immediate use.
Mecca  Anon
Mecca Anon
Clearwater, FL
34 months ago:
You know? If Kirsty Alley wanted to get behind a program to send ordinary water pumps to third world countries, I'd be all in favor of it. It's a noble thing. Clean water is in short supply.

However, this idea of disguising water pumps as playground equipment goes beyond the pale. It illustrates to a T the predilection of Scientology members to create fantasy worlds around themselves, then try to foist this "reality" as they call it onto others. Just like their fake Volunteer Ministers showing up at hurricane sites, distributing food that other people bring and then boasting how they "cooked meals" for "starving people."

It's all transparently fake. Even when they try to do good deeds they trip up on their Hubbard induced psychosis.

The organization needs to be dissolved, its members need to go back to really being human and stop pretending all of the time. It's not that they won't do anything positive. They can't. Scientology, by their own rules is a suppressive organization. By their own rules, they should be destroyed.
34 months ago: Nad that's why Anonymous exists. $cientology should be opened up surgically and made to pay for all the hurt they have caused to their own members and outsiders who have suffered under their suppresive acts.
If they want to believe in the fairy stories they spout, OK, but don't force their bovine excrement on those who see fit to criticise or wish to leave their organisation.

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