Independence Day 2011: 99ers Homeless, Hungry and Humiliated
As millions of employed/retired/entitlement receiving Americans fire up their grills to cook hamburgers and hotdogs and set off some illegal, over-priced fireworks from China, millions of poverty-stricken American tax-payers are thankful to feel hunger pangs and gut wrenching humiliation due to our inability to find employment in the worst job market since the Great Depression.
The reason that 99ers are thankful to suffer such misery is that when we feel pain, we at least know that we are still alive. When the agony stops, our lives will be over.
President Obombasta promised American citizens more jobs and an end to the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.
Instead, President Obombasta encouraged American companies to send more jobs overseas while abandoning 99ers by denying us a life-saving Tier 5 Unemployment Benefits extension. In the mean time, he illegally started more wars in the Middle East, committing additional American tax-dollars and troops to protect foreign interests, while our own soil is barley defended and the U.S. economy is falling into ruin.
The Obambasta Ad(hoc)ministration is hell bent on destroying the American way of life, and replacing it with Third World poverty, anarchy and misery.
Despite our common calamity, many Americans still give millions of dollars per year to the Chinese in exchange for fireworks to explode on Independence Day, July 4th.
99ers are so desperate and hopeless that we are actively searching for animals accidently killed by Independence Day fireworks displays this holiday weekend.
If you mistakenly kill any animals this 4th of July, please donate them to your local 99er 99th Brigade of Hopeless and Indigent Americans so that we can at least have something to cook over our fire pits on Independence Day.
99ers are now independent of food and dignity. The only thing that we have left to cherish is our misery.
Independence Day 2011: 99ers Homeless, Hungry and Humiliated
Pastor Dinary