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In Congress: Hank Johnson, 'Guam may capsize/tip over!'

Posted 22 months ago|9 comments|8,618 views
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goodman
Portland, OR
As any grade school student knows, an island is a piece of land that is surrounded by water. The U.S. Territory of Guam was created by the collision of the Pacific and Philippine Sea tectonic plates. It is firmly connected the rest of the Earth's mass.

However, one politician, Representative Hank Johnson of Georgia, disagrees. He testified in a recent House Armed Services Committee hearing that he's concerned that Guam may "tip over and capsize" due to a planned increase in American military personnel.

I must quote:

Addressing Adm. Robert Willard, who commands the Navy's Pacific Fleet, [Rep. Hank] Johnson made a tippy motion with his hands and said sternly, "My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize."

Willard paused and said: "We don't anticipate that."

Watch the "capsize/tip over Guam" video on the left. Rep. Johnson really did say this. In particular, look behind Adm. Williard – you can see people hiding their laughter at the Representative's "Guam capsize" comments. (The "Guam capsize" comment is at 1:20.)

Right now, Guam has a population of about 175,000 people. The military is planning to add several thousand troops and their families to the island.

On another website, someone suggested a great solution to the weight distribution problem:

The obvious solution to resolve the fears of Rep. Hank Johnson is too require the military to ship in and install an appropriate amount of helium balloons placed strategically to counteract the "Guam capsize" effect so common to overpopulated land masses.
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markbyrn
markbyrn
 Moderator
22 months ago: I thought it was an April Fool's joke - yikes. Although doing some checking, Newsweek is offering up the possibility that he's in a mental fog due to meds he's taking for Hepatitis. If that's the case, maybe he needs to take some sick leave. See:

http://tinyurl.com/y9lonh8
22 months ago: I question whether it is Pharma grade drugs..

Those who currently use or have used drug injection as their delivery route for drugs are at increased risk for getting hepatitis C because they may be sharing needles or other drug paraphernalia (includes cookers, cotton, spoons, water, etc.), which may be contaminated with HCV-infected blood. An estimated 60% to 80% of intravenous recreational drug users in the United States have been infected with HCV.
Out Of The Box
Out Of The Box
 Moderator
22 months ago: The man needs to be removed from office, or at least benched for a while. As a matter of fact, lucidity tests for lawmakers would be a boon to the people.

Cue the examples of Republican lawmakers making totally whacked out statements.
markbyrn
markbyrn
 Moderator
22 months ago: Yep and here it is - Moon Beam Bush himself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjfEec8ZU...
Out Of The Box
Out Of The Box
 Moderator
22 months ago: O, man, that was hilarious. It says something for the man's delivery and consistency, I could hardly even tell where the file was spliced. Thanks for a good laugh with that one.
22 months ago: I live on an Island...please advise...
rockyrules44837
rockyrules44837
Greenwich, OH
22 months ago: Did it ever occur to anyone that maybe he was trying to express that this is overkill? That we don't need to send that many military pesonal is unnessasary?

Really? Everyone takes every word so literally. Maybe they are just trying to find fault in whatever he says.
Out Of The Box
Out Of The Box
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22 months ago: That is an endearing quality, to give someone the benefit of the doubt. But the man was obviously under the effects of something. I see it has taken a week for his spin doctors to come up with your point of defense. If he had been referring to overwhelming the infrastructure, I don't think his party would have left him twisting in the internet video wind for this long.
CapsLock
CapsLock
Broken Bow, OK
21 months ago: I think rockyrules44837 may be right. But that doesn't mean we can't laugh at a good piece of misplaced speech

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