After firing off another blast at one our fellow lunatics in the Rant Rave asylum, I felt an immediate sense of failure and shame.
When I accepted the task of being a moderator last week, I knew I would have to try to be an objective and sweet keep the peace bird but I've failed. Unfortunately, on this forum, I'm a veritable fountain of caustic snarling sarcasm with an unquenchable desire to shovel any bullsh*t that crosses my path right back in the face of it's rightful owner.
Appointing me as moderator here is like hiring a pyromaniac to work in fire prevention and the only activity I should be trusted to referee is pro wrestling. As such, I should be terminated with prejudice, and I would recommend OOTB as having the appropriate temperament.
Please comment and heap scorn on me.