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I'll give you a fist pump, you flipping idiots!

Posted 27 months ago|6 comments|975 views
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amishking
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Auburn, NY
My wife made me a bet the other day. She was on the phone the other day with her sister, and though I wasn't trying to overhear anything, I kept hearing the word "Guidos" come out of my wife's mouth, like it was free.
When I was growing up in my Italian family, if you uttered that word aloud, my mother would scream as she made the sign of the cross and my father would hit you in the head with a shovel. It was demeaning. It was a swear. It was like using the "N" word. To hear it come out of my wife's mouth was like hearing baby bunnies being slaughtered. It was like hearing a baby seal's head getting caved in with an aluminum bat.
It was not good to hear.
When she was off the phone, I explained to her how offensive some people think that word is. After she was done laughing, she told me about this show on MTV called "Jersey Shore". She explained the premise, about these italian kids going to live in a house on the Jersey shore for the summer. The big thing about these kids is that they are "Guidos". They are proud of the stereotype of the typical ignorant, wannabe somebody, arrogant idiot that passes for an Italian American.
Now, on to the bet. My wife bet me that would only last 5 minutes watching this piece of garbage that passes for entertainment these days.
My wife lost that bet. I only lasted 2 minutes and 30 seconds. I know because I timed it just to tell my wife I lasted more than 5 minutes.
These idiots think being an Italian American means going to the club, going to the tanning bed, sitting and drinking in a hot tub, and putting more hair gel on their heads than is required. Their whole lives revolve around shaking thier **** on the dance floor, doing the "fistpump". I don't care what it is, it sounds homosexual to me. Let me tell you what it really means to be an Italian American. First of all, you are not Italian, you are American. Second of all, you are not a tough guy because your name ends in a vowel. You are not a hot chick just because you think you are an italian. It seems the girls on this show just want to marry an idiot and stay home and make more idiots in between shopping trips. Third, though most of us have doting Italian mothers, it is not ok to let your family take care of you so that you don't have to work or grow up. Being an Italian American means you get up every morning and drag yourself to work, you spend time with your family, you go to church, you defend your country, and you try to make for your kids a little easier than you had it.

I can't believe this is what TV has evolved into. I remember when MTV actually played music videos. Now they come up with this crap to sell you a lifestyle that includes all the products they are sponsored by.
Don't watch this crap, it only encourages them.

Peace,
Amishking.
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TheLegendTomWing
TheLegendTomWing
 Administrator
Philadelphia, PA
27 months ago: PRICELESS!
It seems the girls on this show just want to marry an idiot and stay home and make more idiots in between shopping trips.

I watched a couple episodes, it was funny for a few minutes here and there, in the end I just got annoyed at them.
Rudi Stettner
Rudi Stettner
 Moderator
27 months ago: What is lost in shows like this is that Italy itself is a place of amazing diversity in climate, language and culture. Italy was a country as we know it only since 1861. The doctor who treated my father and saved his life was Italian. My earliest "stereotype" of an Italian was that of a doctor. The Italians were very good to Jews during WW2. 70% of the Jews survived, which ranks Italy pretty high. I knew an Ethiopian who said his father was grateful to the Italians for how they developed Ethiopia during the Italian occupation. He said they were a lot better than the British. I want to see something three dimensional about Italy, Italians, and Italian Americans. I think I' will be kept waiting a long time
27 months ago:
It seems the girls on this show just want to marry an idiot and stay home and make more idiots in between shopping trips

Along with excess amounts of blue eye shadow.

At least she didn't say Gumba every sixth word. Like,

What a freaking gumba. What the f**k was that Gumba thinking. That Gumba made us all look bad. I can't wait 'til the Gumba gets it.

Sorry, Gumba ends in a vowel.
amishking
amishking
 Moderator
Auburn, NY
27 months ago: Actually, Cypress, "Goombah" ends in an "H".
"Gumba" is a mountain biking organization.
Don't let anyone tell you different.
27 months ago: I stand corrected. Since I don't have many knee breakers or loan sharks living next door. I might need to do a deeper search on google next time. However, I will say that the Scots (my blood) and Irish (my other blood) are planning a party. Gumbas are welcome if they can keep up with the scots/irish. Not likely.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gumba

(slang US) A person of Sicilian descent, often used pejoratively.
amishking
amishking
 Moderator
Auburn, NY
27 months ago: Scotch-Irish? My two favorite nationalities. It would be an honor trying to keep up with you regardless of ethnicity, Cypress. Peace.

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