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I have been falsely accused.
Last night, I took my lovely wife to a restaurant. The young waitress came and took our order, and I struck up a conversation with her about all of her ear piercings. After she left the table, my wife shook her head with a smile on her face, saying:
"Where ever we go."
I replied,
"What are you talking about?"
"Where ever we go, you have to flirt with the waitress."
I was flabbergasted.
Since when does having a conversation with someone flirting?
I said nothing close to sexual to her, just talked to her like she was a person.
Was I flirting? As a newlywed, maybe I'm a little shaky on the line between conversation and flirting. My wife is not a jealous person, and she wasn't mad at all, but, as a married man, am I not supposed to talk to women anymore?
Let's hear some feed back. I might need it the transcripts during the divorce proceedings.
Thanks.