Is this even news? Sports Illustrated seems to think so.
Shock jock Howard Stern's "Tiger Woods Beauty Pageant" concluded this morning, and SI was there to suck it all in. This morning, three women: Jamie Grubbs, Jamie Jungers, and Loredana Jolie raced to the bottom, attempting to outdo each other by telling exactly how they seduced Tiger Woods away from his wife. This is classy stuff, America.
The press was there to eat it up, too. Nearly every New York news outlet sent a reporter to the Howard Stern Tiger Woods Beauty Pageant. SI reported that there wasn't much banter about golf – more that they all were all vying for the $75,000 prize. Who would pass up that kind of money?
Really, though, it's a sad story. Jamie Grubbs bragged about how Tiger Woods texted her when he was winning the Masters and that she pushed him into watching Desperate Housewives. Loredana Jolie complained that she didn't get enough loving from the golf pro, and Jamie Jungers said she was still in love with Tiger. Yep, that's what's making the headlines today, Howard Stern's Tiger Woods Beauty Pageant.
Jamie Jungers ended up with the Howard Stern Tiger Woods Beauty Pageant prize – a tiara, a bouquet, and the prize money. She actually was quoted as saying "This is the best day ever."
If winning Howard Stern's Tiger Woods Beauty Pageant is the best thing that's happened to her, then I feel horrible for Jamie Jungers. At least she's been able to win a few bucks. Maybe that'll buy her a new identity.