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Heidi Montag mourns Plastic Surgeon

Posted 21 months ago|3 comments|515 views
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Expose yourself to dumb **** morons and you will waste your time going ape sh*t over the bottomless pit of stupid i.e. circumvent at all costs.

I am concerned about a lot of things on a number of levels........no, actually, not true. I am concerned about things solely on the code purple crisis level. That means things are causing me distress.

- I am concerned about the fact that I am finding it extremely difficult to not eat chocolate
- I am concerned about the fact that the NBC nightly news freaks me out. Is that unbiased journalism?
- I am concerned that the voice of the insane is heard louder than the voices of reason.
- I am concerned that I am not devoting enough time to the really important stuff
- I am concerned because everything I do is important and there's just not enough time therefore have resorted to a hand-wringing ear-quivering red-eyed rabbit type.

Which is a nice segue way to the content below. To avoid high concentrations of purple crisis levels, or rather, sucked into the cyber chapter&verse scoop score-whats-whats-whole-story-wisdom-words collection, ( damn rabbit hole hyperlinks ), one must:

- decide whats important i.e. prioritize. It's not that you have to give up interesting things, you just need to organize, make a plan and maybe push back on a few things, doing some stuff later, other stuff sooner.
- immerse yourself in the good (obviously an individual extrapolation of data)
- avoid the bad, mind-numbing crap at all costs. You'll feel better for it. Leaves your head clean and free to soak up what is nourishing for you. (do I sound all new age? Geez, I hope not).

That's all. And good luck Heidi Montag looking for a mechanic with suitable spare parts.
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markbyrn
markbyrn
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21 months ago: Hopefully you weren't composing this rant while driving your car perilously close to steep cliffs.
21 months ago: Nah. I was standing on the balcony. I don't write and drive. ; )
amishking
amishking
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Auburn, NY
21 months ago: Imagine all the kleenex that man's work ...uh...

nevermind.

Oh, she is taking them out now.

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