Let's say you are a fledgling female Hollywood entertainer. Your career has started but not quite taken of the runway yet. You have gotten the prerequisite boob job. Your behind has been Kardashian-ized. You have become a card carrying member of the "Pro Ana Society" and weigh no more than 95 lb soaking wet in your Monestier De Clemont fur coat. If you have the look and have the clothes and are more accessorized than Mattel's 50 years collection of Barbie dolls and still can't seem to find that, " je ne sais quoi" then perhaps what you are missing is that Hollywood look.
What, you thought you already had that look? Pish posh, how naïve could you be? No silly Glammed-up debutant you most certainly do not have that Hollywood look, not yet! You see, what you lack in order to have that perfect Hollywood look is the latest cosmetic procedure. No dear! There most certainly is more body parts that your poor mangled barely past puberty frame can offer up on the altar of fame and fortune. Think for a minute. I know its hard sweetie but let's try. You have burned your hair, encased your retina in colored plastic, broken your nose, chiseled your cheeks, inflated your breast, lipoed your unnoticeable pads of feminine fat and exposed your sensitive layer of epidermal alabaster skin to more radiation than Fukushima could put out in a hundred years and you put more gigglie plastic inserts in unneeded places than Jello brand gelatin can account for and yet one more procedure lackest thou in order to declare yourself trendy.
Behold vain Hollywood star wannabe the answer to all your opsophagosic fantasies. Behold the trout pout! Yes what today's over indulgent, talent lacking socialite needs more than a wake up call is her lips injected with enough collagen to make them match her Kardashian sized….SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
Now back to reality. There is a trend among the celebrity set to make their lips resemble the lips of a fish ergo the assonance colloquialism Trout Pout. Study the sample pictures provided and you will get just a glimpse of the madness that posses a person when they have to much money, to little common sense and no self respect to speak of. This has been a Dwayne Johnson public service announcement. Remember that you are never, always alone!