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Gas Will Cost $9.99/gallon - 99ers Will Drive 99erMobiles

Posted 10 months ago|22 comments|417 views
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Gas Will Cost $9.99/gallon - 99ers Will Drive 99erMobiles


Now that President Obombasta has taken full and unilateral control of the United States of America, gasoline will soon cost $9.99 per gallon.

When that time comes, 99ers will be fully prepared with our ultra-efficient 99erMobiles.

99erMobiles are merely bicycles with refrigerator boxes taped to them.

But 99erMobiles require no gasoline. 99erMobiles are powered by the energy of 99ers.

President Obombasta has guaranteed America a greener future by impoverishing 99ers and thereby making it impossible for us to own an automobile in America. We simply cannot afford car payments, registration fees, licensing fees, insurance, maintenance, gasoline, tolls, etc. when we have an income of $0.00 per hour.

President Obombasta has proven himself to be the worst President ever: more wars, less jobs; more taxes, less benefits. The man has lied time and time again to the American people and the world.

I sincerely hope that all Americans vote against President Obombasta in the 2012 Presidential Election.


Gas Will Cost $9.99/gallon - 99ers Will Drive 99erMobiles


Pastor Dinary
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10 months ago: We need new ballots with a "yes" square for the candidate you are voting for, and an additional "NO!!!! " square just for the satisfaction of it.
sunny2
sunny2
9 months ago: Hey that is goooooooood Box.
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9 months ago: Thank you Sunny.
sunny2
sunny2
9 months ago: You're welcome
Altruist
Altruist
Eugene, OR
10 months ago: Explain to me Pastor how Obama is worse than Bush. Bush caused the economic collapse, he (and Clinton) through globilization eliminated all the good jobs, Bush and other Republicans caused 3/4ths of the National Debt and the current deficit. They have resisted any extension of unemployment and are in favor of eliminating all social programs to help the poor.

As far as gas prices Obama opened up the strategic reserves and the price of gas has gone down about 25% since then. He has also expanded drilling and has OK'd a pipeline to bring in oil from the tar sands in Canada. On energy he is as bad as the Republicans.

Tell me what your plan would be to fix all of the problems the Republicans caused for the country.

I think a bike is good for you Pastor. I wouldn't like to think of someone with your failure to grasp reality behind the wheel.
10 months ago: Speaking of "rock star infatuated eyes".
10 months ago: So right. Those of us who do not look at Obama through rock star infatuated eyes seen this coming a mile away. I am just hoping this country makes it till 2012. If Obama gets in for another four years I believe we will really all be riding bicycles and holding "will work for food" signs. Our children will starve, the country will be broke, but just think of all those trees we will save.
sunny2
sunny2
9 months ago: Jakarta wouldn't it be just like the Republicans to find another way to make money and put gas tanks on our bicyles and tax us on fuel. We couldn't hold up a sign because they would take away the paper and pens. I heard that soon that paper books will not be made in the future. That means we have to rely on the electronic devices and pay, pay, and pay to read a simple God given book that is beautiful to read and pick up and hold. Who is going to be able to afford that.
Altruist
Altruist
Eugene, OR
10 months ago: I hardly think of Obama as a rock star. He is way too conservative, and I wish that a real liberal would run just so our side would be debated.

If we had a Great president we would have a single payer health care, a carbon tax, and he would never have allowed the Republicans to coerce him into sinking the nation in debt with tax cuts to the rich which doubled the deficit. While Obama is slowly getting us out of war a real liberal would have ended all the wars and would have slashed defense spending to what it was before Bush doubled it. All of those would have balanced the budget.

Obama only looks good when compared to any of the Republicans. If any of them get in then we will really see mass starvation and economic and ecological disaster.
sunny2
sunny2
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sunny2
sunny2
9 months ago: I feel very strongly about this. I don't see him as a real Liberal at all.
He has tested the waters as President, and it hasn't worked for him. The people can't be ginny pigs much longer at the expense of becoming 3rd World. There are masses of strong individuals and groups of people against this happening, where are they.
10 months ago: President Obombasta sucks.

President Obombasta makes "W" seem like a sad, demented Boy Scout.

All Americans must unite and vote against President Obombasta in the 2012 Presidential Election.


Pastor Dinary
10 months ago: GOP or someone (PLEASE!) needs to put together a solid ticket.
10 months ago: Ron Paul seems like America's best choice for President in 2012.


Pastor Dinary
sunny2
sunny2
10 months ago: Pastor Dinery ...Good post. I like what you had to say.
If they balance that budget next, it will take a miracle.
He hasn't stepped up to his responsibility to the people. People are sick of it.
Sunny
9 months ago: sunny2,

The Obombasta Ad(hoc)ministration seems intent on keeping the budget unbalanced to ensure the demise of the middle class in America.

Borrowing more currency from the Federal Reserve at interest will enslave future generations to unshakable debt.

President Obombasta must be impeached before the 2012 election.


Pastor Dinary
sunny2
sunny2
9 months ago: Boehner makes an argument that we are in too much debt. Didn't they put us there? He won't do anything to fix it. He wants us to go through more trial and error. He wants us to accept what the conditions are currently all the while as we are hitting rock bottom. He wants to cut programs that are essential. He doesn't want to charge the rich people and will keep giving to them. He doesn't want to take away any of the schemes that they put there to make them richer while we all are suffering poverty. How long can we hold onto our stability if we have a little, if this is allowed to go any further. Who wants this Country in default. It is going to catapult into a place that we never may recover from. Where are the rich going to make money after America falls? Go to another Country and do the same. They are taking down the Universe for their greed. What do you believe Paul is going to do for America? I really want to see your view on this.
sunny2
sunny2
9 months ago: I can't agree with everything that is said. There is something very wrong going on. I would like to think that the President really wants America to be strong and back in first place, but I see Boehner pushing hard to implement the Republican's plan. This is unrealistic to me. Boehner is unmoveable and will sink our ship quickly. His arrogance is destructive. The President is calling on the people, but the people are losing hope thinking they have been betrayed. Look at this: One out of 10 post offices are closing. I just saw this yesterday. More people out of work that won't find it again. In the Presidents speech he is talking about possible layoffs with teachers and firefighters. Didn't he just sign something last year to protect them. I was listening to a Democratic Senator speaking on the Environment and how there is not enough funding to protect the State parks. That there is not enough funding to fight wild fires. The ranchers and farmers in Texas won't have water conservation. Whatever is taking place is destroying the infrastructure of America. They are speaking on the Anniversary of 911 that the terrorist have something planned. They have to have to have heard something about this. How much of this can we take? It is all out of balance somehow. The people who are divided. half working and half unemployed, aren't interested. It is Divide and Conquer. I'm not against the President, but I see a lot of weakness. Something is stopping him from going all out and being tough on what is in the best interest of the people and the Country. Maybe he just does not see it. It seems as if he is scrambling at this point in time and hanging on by a thread. Possibly the Republicans want to be the saviors to get into office making the President look bad. This President does not have a chance in the World unless the people support him. There is something suspicious here.
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9 months ago: sunny2,

Speaker of the Louse Boner has been corrupted by his immense unwarranted power. Remember, Boner is second in line to the Presidency. Don't be deceived by his pink ties.

The government's debt is not the responsibilty of the American people.

The War on Terror ($1 trillion and growing ( http://costofwar.com/en/ )), bank bail-outs ($12.8 trillion) and "missing" Pentagon funds ($2.3 trillion) now total well above 15 trillion U.S. tax dollars.

The American people are not responsible for these incredibly expensive mistakes.

We didn't ask for wars in the middle east. We didn't ask for the banks to be given free cash. We didn't ask for the Pentagon to cook its books.


Pastor Dinary
sunny2
sunny2
9 months ago: And what do they do? They come back to the people to bail them out every time. He definitely wants to be President, Pastor D. You are so right in your description of him? Somewhere in between the pink ties and the tears lies a bewildering strange entitity of a "wanna be" personality dreaming about someday living and playing his games in that big White House.
He is so driven that he doesn't care what anyone says or thinks about him. He is as hard as nails when it comes to sacrificing the lives of the people. It is his way or no way, and he willd do whatever it takes to accomplish his purpose. Whatever they do, it will be based on trying to win the people over to get their votes on Election Day.
sunny2
sunny2
9 months ago: They are scratching and clawing each other. It is a big three-ring circus.
9 months ago: sunny2,

Reprehensitive Boner may prove to be President Obombasta's LBJ.


Pastor Dinary
sunny2
sunny2
9 months ago: PD. The bigger these goons think they are, the harder they fall.
He is ruining our Nation. The people have to have the last word as you say. We are the ones that count, not them.

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