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Foreskin Lost, by Milton S. Johnson

Posted 27 months ago|5 comments|652 views
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Gregoire
When Last Beheld the Neckless Turtle Roamed

To sue, or not to sue
that is the question,
for recklessness of yore,
moms and pops hired cutman,
whose work is underscored.
And overscored as well, you see
yea, roundabout indeed
purloined pleasure's punctates
whose aid for planting seed
lay woefully discarded
on heaps of other refuse
(picked up Thursdays and Mondays, except for holidays)
and now lay in landfill hallowed
by its silent nobility.

A part of me I never knew
is gone forever;
Wormfood.
Or perhaps
the choking Sea Gull's song
betrays last meal's deceit
Sonata to Faux Clam Strip
and drops a hundred feet
to inherit second woe
where toilers on bulldozers
and also on backhoe
heated asphalt lay and form
upon a repaved street.
One nose too many
by steam rollers finger chosen
whilst picking it unseeing
descending bit of meat.
(Accelerating earthward at a rate of 32ft/sec/sec)

Plop! My darling barely dimples
softened tar and stone
when just a second later
ten tons rolling oe'r her groans
and growing exponentially
neath the pull of heavy wheel
it's spread a full half meter
whose very thought doth gender moans.
To think this little bit of me
entombed beneath my feet
though boasting now this 18 inches
is part of Johnson Street.


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27 months ago: picked up Thursdays and Mondays, except for holidays?

I understand the Mondays but there is only one holiday which falls on Thursday.

Oh, I get it.

Next time feed the Sea Gulls Alka-Seltzer. They can't burp.
Gregoire
Gregoire
27 months ago: Do they become jet propelled?
I think it may be an experiment I would need to take a pass on.
ActiveInChange
ActiveInChange
Lafayette, LA
26 months ago: A great ode to the useless ritual of yesteryear. I mourn mine. I broke the cycle with my son though.

Cheers.
Gregoire
Gregoire
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ActiveInChange
ActiveInChange
Lafayette, LA
26 months ago: Well I got your comment before you removed it. I withdraw my complement from earlier. I think it to be completely germane to mourn one's own body. I do not find it the least bit narcissistic or melodramatic to see such a sadistic worthless act and be an advocate against it. If you knew half as much about the peculiar history and downright revolting process of circumcision as you do about ridicule you would most definitely not see a joke in it.
Gregoire
Gregoire
26 months ago: Hey man, sorry I offended you, truly...my comment was needlessly harsh.
But I too have a bit of flesh missing, and if it means to be right on this issue I have to be doggedly self absorbed and consumed with grief over a bit of skin...you're right, I'll take a pass.

At least it's not as I describe here, in my upcoming bestseller due to be published in 2038...


"Look, I'd get stripped of my Dashiki for this", Herve said, who also was not immune to the effects of the champagne. He leaned over the table close enough to Alex that the latter whiffed the near lethal mix of garlic and alcohol on his breath… "but I'm pretty damn glad my ancestors got their **** dragged over here…and… don't get me wrong, I wouldn't refuse a fat reparations check. But those laws of unintended consequences have worked out very well for me, massa, if'n I do say so myself. I seen the way some of my brothers live in the motherland, and to tell you the truth, as hard as the trip was from Queens Boulevard to here, I do believe it was a hell of a lot easier than chasing gazelles or killing simbas and crocs. Not to mention that tribal circumcision stuff I seen on the Geographic channel." Herve drew his mouth tight and shook his head, "now there's some tough ****, man"
"Oh, you mean when an ingcibi of the Xhosa tribe initiates the young men?" Adrienne asked. "I've seen the results of many a botched job, or when the ingcibi, he's like the tribal surgeon, has used a rusty spear blade to cut several young men. Gangrene and infections are very common."
"Hell yeah" Herve interjected, "that's what I'm talkin' about, see, all you want is a little off the top, and you end up losing the whole damn thing. It's not like getting a bad haircut here, where it'll grow back out in a week or two" The men laughed a little nervously.
Adrienne, left quite sober in the middle of it all simply said, "If only either of you had a clue."

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