Every 99 Seconds Another Unemployed 99er Dies
Approximately every 99 seconds another red-blooded, tax-paying American citizen becomes an innocent victim of Green Genocide, President Obombasta's eloquently explained, politically correct and legally ratified decimation of the Middle Class in America.
The nice thing about Green Genocide is that it doesn't discriminate based on age, gender, race, religion or marital status.
The nasty thing about Green Genocide is that it violates international law, thereby making the corrupt Obombasta Ad(hoc)ministration guilty of heinous atrocities against humanity, and as a consequence implicating all U.S. citizens both legally and morally for not impeaching and replacing the emotionless, sweet-talking demagogue destroying our nation and the world.
Using rhetorical agitprop fit for a demon, President Obombasta has become the Pied Piper of Armegeddon, easily leading intellectual and actual wards of the state to willingly commit despicable acts of cruelty against other nations, fellow citizens, neighbors, friends and even family.
The results of Green Genocide are immediately evident (death for many, poverty for the rest) and help reduce the deficit, lower the unemployment rate, provide jobs and ultimately justify President Obombasta's re-election in 2012.
Every 99 Seconds Another Unemployed 99er Dies
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