This is El Beaner reporting to you from the bathroom at an undisclosed Korean owned Chinese fast food restaurant in an also undisclosed big city. I don't have much time to talk seeing as I am illegally employed and I don't get rest breaks but I found this bit of anthropological writing much to important to dismiss casually. You see I am not just a crop picker and dish washer but I am also an anthropological investigator and what I have discovered here could possibly be the last warning America got from possibly the last true American about the truth that Minority America was occulting from, "Good Christian Americans" everywhere, as he put it. I had to clean up the language a bit to make it legible and politically acceptable but the sentiment and message from this patriot I left intact. I couldn't make out the title of his discourse but I was able to decipher his name. The Author of the following piece was, "The Angry Gringo" I can't believe that revisionist African Americans are still lying to the good and decent Christian American public by claiming that they were ever slaves. The good Lord Jesus knows that African Americans are the ones that actually enslaved the Anglo-Saxons and other Americans of European descent. Europeans were minding their business in Europe when Africans Invaded and were able to defeat our meager military that only consisted of guns and metallic armor. They were able to do this with their far superior armament of spears and poisonous darts, which we had no match for.
This is why it is a good thing that Americas founding fathers made sure to fight long and hard to eradicate slavery before America was established. The proof is written in the constitution where it declares most adamantly that, "we are free". Besides this is no secret. Everybody knows that slavery ended long before the declaration of independence happened. It is also common knowledge that African Americans from the Communist party were the ones that overpriced the taxes on Tea that forced America to secede from England and that it was those selfsame African Americans Communists that overpriced the production of cotton in America forcing the importation of more indentured servants from Europe, thus forcing the hand of Good Christian Americans.
It is they who actually started the civil war. It was those nefarious African American Muslim Communists from Alqueida that base their operations in California and New York who started the slave trade of Europeans Christians who believed and prayed to Jesus. Well you know what? Jesus will save the Good Christian European Americans because, they pray and believe in their God Jesus. Yes Jesus will save his true believers from those crazy thieves who are also trying to take this God given land from them. God has given the American continent to those Christian European Americans who suffered at the merciless hands of those Communist, Muslim, Alqueida African Americans. But even though they may try to take it away. It will never happen because the good Christian European Americans will fight tooth and nail till there is no land left if they have to in order to defend it from those evil enslavers of their race. They will fight on all fronts to not just war that kills but they will fight the enemy by making more babies than them in order to out populate them.