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I’m trying not to drink the Hater-ade. I’m really trying.
But tell me, why is the Duggar family’s newest spawn front-page news on Google?
The Duggar family, for those who don’t watch TLC (or have a girlfriend that watches TLC 24/7), are the “stars” of 18 Kids and Counting, a crappy show about a wholesome family of more than 20 people.
Much like Jon Minus Nine, there’s no plot. Even though the Duggars 19th child will be born with 18 older brothers and sisters, I'm sure he or she will be quite special.
Am I the only one who finds it creepy that matriarch Michelle Duggar didn’t even know she was pregnant for a while? She apparently only noticed because she couldn’t lose weight, and had trouble breast-feeding her 8-month-old son. That’s right. At 42, she’s still having kids at a rate of about two every three years.
Yikes.
The Duggar family members are practitioners of the “Quiverfull” movement, which means they reject all forms of birth control.
Quick quote from a Quiverfull website:
“We believe that the Devil deceives Christian couples into using birth control so that children God otherwise willed to create are prevented from being born.”
Hmm. To me, that sounds a little crazy, but we’re all entitled to our own beliefs. I do wish good health on the Duggars 19th child, and I’m glad that the Duggar parents can provide for their family. But why didn’t they just have, say, four kids, and sponsor fifteen kids in Africa?