Last night's Dancing with the Stars results show was mostly filler and only a bit of killer. The lopsided dancing and D-level celebrities were hardly anything to get riled up about, but you know that millions watched it anyways.
What did you think of the Dancing with the Stars results? Did your dreams come true? Do you even care who was eliminated?
Warning, don't read below unless you want to know who got kicked off Dancing with the Stars last night.
OK, the Dancing with the Stars results show started really slow. There was a repeat/encore of Nicole and Derek's dance – which was pretty lame, since Nicole has had years of experience dancing with the ****cat Dolls. Yawn.
After the judges praised Nicole and Derek for their robotic performance, they went straight to the results. Talk about a double shock: first, Buzz Aldrin and Ashley were proclaimed "safe." A lot of people thought he'd be the first celeb to go, but he must have got enough pity votes. Will Buzz Aldrin become an actual contender on Dancing with the Stars?
Second, Pamela Anderson and Damien were announced to be in the bottom two! Talk about crazy. Pamela's fanbase is huge – but they're probably not the type of people who vote on Dancing with the Stars. But still… to have Pamela Anderson be in the bottom two on the first vote was shocking.
After special appearances from Adam Carolla, the Beach Boys, and John Stamos, they went through all the rest of the Dancing with the Stars celebrities voting tallies. All of the votes were as you might expect – even Kate Gosselin has enough supporters to stay safe.
Then Shannen Doherty and Mark were in the bottom two. It was kind of a nailbiter for a few minutes – who was a bigger deal on Dancing with the Stars? The results were finally announced, and Shanen Doherty and Mark got the axe. Pamela Anderson and Damien will get to stick around for another week.
After the final Dancing with the Stars results were announced, Shannen said that she didn't care all that much anyway. Dancing wasn't her game, apparently.
Let's all hope that Kate Gosselin gets pushed around and maybe ridiculed next week on Dancing with the Stars. She's a bossy, pretentious, self-centered jerk, to put it mildly. You can't argue with that. Let's hope that next week's Dancing with the Stars results see Kate Gosselin brought down a peg or two.