Offbeat

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Cynical? Maybe.

Posted 14 months ago|1 comment|479 views
Written by
Freddy_Chopin
Rochester, NY
Foreign relations= politics. 

Hard work, luck, and/ or security= cash. 

Sex= Yes, please. If you're celibate, I apologize. Sex is a dirty thing. It should only be used to reproduce.

I am just a series of cells that randomly came together to form a living organism. I will simply become dust upon death. That is all. By the way, I'm hungry. Let's order out tonight.= Atheism

Fear, differences, ignorance, hatred= Racism

Humans being humane= Intelligence

Fighting, violence, killing each other because we're mad about something, and/ or beating each other up= Senseless and/ or war (What is it good for? Absolutely nothing.)

We're the only intelligent lifeforms in the universe= arrogance.

Women only want a man who can provide financially and/ or sexually= Fiction and Non-fiction.

Men only want a woman who can provide (sorry, I just got an email about College Coeds Part XVI). I forgot my point= Non-Fiction.

I was staying at an upscale hotel. The morning news was doing a story about 4-year olds addicted to smoking cigarettes (with video images). I was watching during breakfast in the dining room. I commented to the three employees at the front desk, "That's pretty crazy, huh?" They all said, "No, that's normal these days. We see it all the time."= Reality or The Twilight Zone? You decide.

Children, that are career criminals, being arrested and released to their uncle who was recently released on his own recognizance because their mother will be incarcerated until Tuesday. Their father loves them and spends time with them once a week.= ?

Anthropomorphism= Common, understandable, yet still a bit strange.

I'm going to be cryogenically frozen and also cloned, so I can keep coming back like Arnold in that movie= My father saying, "Okay, but don't bring me back with you."
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Altruist
Altruist
Eugene, OR
14 months ago: A lot of good sense there Freddy.

I recently saw an update on that Indonesian kid that smoked. He has quit. http://www.cbs42.com/content/localnews/s...

On the cynical side, the tobacco companies were finding it hard to sell cigarettes here so they increased their marketing in the East and places like Indonesia had a six fold increase in smoking.

On the positive side, China which probably is home to more smokers than anywhere else (53% of men) is now going to ban smoking in public. http://www.latimes.com/health/boostersho...

On the cynical side again, more women now attend college and get degrees then men, so very soon women will be more qualified than men. Do you think they will be paid more than men?

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