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Crocs: The Now Furry Menace

Posted 39 months ago|8 comments|997 views
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glitchypetpeeve89
Auburn, NY
Disclaimer: for all those who love crocs I now apologize for what I know is going to be a very angry rant on the poor fashion choice (not that I am an expert on fashion) that is the croc.

Fleece line crocs named by its idiotic creators “The Mammoth” are winter sandals, let me repeat that Winter Sandals. Ok lets analyze the pure “walking” contradiction those shoes are. It is a sandal…an ugly sandal. Yeah all you croc fanatic occult people can tell me all you want how comfortable they are. But really how comfortable can a plastic molded shoe be ? Now its fur lined?! What kind of idiocy is that? The stupid thing has holes! Holes for goodness sakes and its supposed to be a winter shoe? That can’t be very warm. Come on people how addicted to the boob tube do you have to be to buy that crud?

The fascination with this nonsensical shoe started few years in ago 2002 and now is spiraling out of control. Not only do the brainwashed moms and dads of society wear those shoes but now nurses wear the hole filed clogs. Ok I know for a fact that all hospital personnel are supposed to have close-toed comfortable shoes so that nothing can reach your feet ( I know this for a fact because I used to work at a hospital as a floater.) Doesn’t the croc defeat the purpose of that rule? Any type of blood, urine, and other liquid or harmful solids small enough can go through those holes on those things.

Also how do crocs go with anything? No article of clothing at all (besides maybe a clown suit) goes with those mass produced scam sandals . If you can show me something that goes with those awful shoes then I will concede to you that point ( I highly doubt anyone will succeed though.) I really don’t see the practical application of those sandal things. I don’t think they even have a practical application. Please rant & Rave audience do the rest of society a favor and don’t subject your fellow man to those atrocious shoes. Fleece or no fleece they are not , I repeat not a feasible choice for footwear. This just shows the useless things that have no purpose that are produced in this country., just for the purpose to supply the masses demand for useless knickknacks created by companies who don‘t care if they are polluting peoples homes with this nonsense. Those same companies convince people through addicting adds shown specifically for people who are way to easily influenced (about 90% of the population.), and they buy those things and create a fad that would have never really happened if everybody thought for themselves. Come on people catch your brain…please, I don’t think it went to far.
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TheLegendTomWing
TheLegendTomWing
 Administrator
Philadelphia, PA
39 months ago: actually i see people in doctors offices wear them when they are constantly on their feet. They are really ugly, but i think they're good for you!
Coloranter Raver
Coloranter Raver
Denver, CO
39 months ago: Hey, I'm from Colorado, home of Crocs, and you wouldn't catch me dead in a pair of those. They're the ugliest shoes, other than Dutch wooden shoes, on earth. I don't care if they're comfortable. So is putting your feet in bags of Jell-O® brand gelatin, but you don't see me wearing those around do you?
Coloranter Raver
Coloranter Raver
Denver, CO
39 months ago: Either I have nitrous oxide poisoning or everybody is hilarious this afternoon!
amishking
amishking
 Moderator
Auburn, NY
39 months ago: Actually, I think crocs were first discovered in nazi Germany. They were so evil, the government hid their existence, like Hellboy! Be careful, once we're all wearing crocs, they'll be coming for us!
glitchypetpeeve89
glitchypetpeeve89
Auburn, NY
39 months ago: will they all be red with cut off horn thingies? that would look kind of scary all together with crocs...those evil things are trying to take over the world. I think the company has a mind control devise...

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