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Congratulations! You have been made World Dictator.

Posted 21 months ago|10 comments|589 views
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Congratulations, Sir/Madam.

You have been randomly chosen as World Dictator, effective immediately.

Your word is now law, everywhere on the globe, limited only by the laws of nature.

Oh, there is one other limitation on your rule. It lasts for one year. At the end of the year every citizen of the world, aged sixteen and over, will vote on whether to execute you, or not. And no, there is no escaping this decision on your fate by clever loopholes, like outlawing the death penalty or redefining the length of a year, so forget about that sort of shenanigans. If you, for example, order that everyone aged over sixteen be killed, you are totally missing the spirit of this opportunity, and secret contingency plans will make you wish you hadn't been so, well, wicked.

When your time as World Dictator is up, the people of the world will be free to organize themselves as they see fit, once again. They can scrap every one of your innovations, or keep them, as they see fit.

Would you like you legacy to endure, when people see how well the world can be run, or would you just like to have a good time?

Your orders?

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THE RONBOT HUNTER
THE RONBOT HUNTER
21 months ago: I would have them act and behave in the exact opposite ways that commie liberals behave.

And I would tell them to get rid unconstitutional statutes, and get rid of the corporate constitution and follow the common law under the organic original Constitution.

Here is your guide-- do the reverse in what the liberal wants.

The mental and social behavior of: A communist, socialist, liberal, progressive, marxist, Leninist, etc., or any combination of the these, is only understood, by knowing what they have in common mentally and emotionally and in what they want and believe in:

They are a danger to us by their most common beliefs:

Anti-Self Defense, Anti-Second Amendment, Anti-Constitution, Anti-Real Constitutional History, Anti-Family Values, Anti-Business, Pro-Big Government, Pro-New World Order, Pro-Criminals, Anti-Natural Nutrients, Pro-Excessive Taxation, Pro-Excessive Federal Regulations, Pro-Abortion Or Anti-Life, Anti-Real Causes Of Illnesses And Pro-Symptom Cures, Anti-Natural Doctors And Pro-Symptom Doctors, Anti-God, Anti-Religion, Pro-Godless Cults, Anti-Patriotism, Pro-Corruption, and Pro-Immorality, Pro-Perversion, Pro-Bestiality, Etc., And Etc..

When We Have Commie Liberals In Control, We Don't Need Plagues, We Have The 666 To Rule Us.

By knowing how their sick minds work. Can you trust them? Do they ever tell the truth?

I tell it like it is, I pull no punches, tell no lies, and I am as I am

THE ONE AND ONLY RONBOT HUNTER
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http://movielocker.com/5232 -- installs the viewer

http://www.powercrossing.com/ plays the video on "What happened to the constitution?"

http://www.zshare.net/video/770741931126...

QUESTION OF THE DAY FOR HUMAN BEINGS TO ANSWER.

The Commie Bleeding Heart Liberal is the child molesters and rapists best friend and protector.

The Conservative American is the child molesters and rapists worst enemy.

To protect your women and children, who would you vote for?

Who would you believe, trust and support?

21 months ago: Remember you are running the entire world, TRBH. Would you apply the western common law to China, for example?
markbyrn
markbyrn
 Moderator
21 months ago: It's an interesting hypothetical question but a serious answer requires swallowing a massive elephant and as much we'd like to think, there's no simple answers to complex questions - your comment about China is evidence of that.

But I'll give it a tongue in cheek go. First, I wouldn't change anything at all except to require a 5% dictator tax that would be paid to yours truly from every citizen. Near the end of my term, I would pay a dividend from the tax I collected to 70% of the voting world population including a large dictator dividend for myself.

So 70% of the world would be delighted while 30% would naturally feel cheated. I would almost certainly be spared the death penalty by a large majority and since people love to play the lottery, I would probably get another term *TWEET* *TWEET*
21 months ago: That's not a bad idea, Mark. Much food for thought there. Is that what present day politicians try to do to us - buy us off as efficiently as possible? It's good to remember that paying a convincing voting bribe to the poorest 70% of people would not impoverish the richest 30% very much, I suspect. That's win/win.
21 months ago: Maybe the 30% of the world wouldn't feel cheated if you bought them consumer goods from the poor countries at wholesale, dirt-cheap prices and gave them to the 30% who would value those goods at the retail prices.

Eg - take $1000 in taxes from a rich person, but give them a flat-screen TV that would cost them $1200, but that you bought for $250 wholesale from a poor country.
markbyrn
markbyrn
 Moderator
21 months ago: Or better yet, I'll simply inform the 30% that they will be guaranteed to be part of the winning 70% group in the following year - if of course, I'm chosen for another one year term.

Also, instead of calling it a tax, I'd call it the dictator's benevolent sweepstakes and some of the collected money would be used to fund philanthropic enterprises to make yours truly look like Bill Gates time 100. In fact, to further ingratiate myself to the hoi polloi, I would order the billionaires of the world match to match my philanthropic fund.
21 months ago: Mark, I think you were born for that job and would be hard to shift. However, another way of reading the hypothetical is that the populace is not voting on your re-election, just on your execution, and that you are not allowed to continue as dictator, no matter how happy the people were with you. They would then go on governing themselves as they saw fit, perhaps reverting to their former politics or continuing with institutions you have have set up.

So, on that scenario, would you do anything different, or set the world on a different path that they would be glad to continue on?

Out Of The Box
Out Of The Box
 Moderator
21 months ago: Obviously, all you have to do is take all the money from the rich and divide it among everyone else. The world economy would not collapse for several years, giving you time to get through the vote. After the global collapse, you take the "handling fee" you collected during your reign, hire an army of mercenaries, and once again you are dictator, this time for life.
21 months ago: Can't fault that. You just might be another pessimist/realist, OOTB.

However, Rantravers should bear in mind that I might not just be posing this as a hypothetical. I might actually be looking for a dictator to install. So, there are extra points for making the world a better place, if possible. Personally, I'd be sending Kim Jong Ill and friends on a nice holiday, and seeing if North Korea begs to have him back later on.
THE RONBOT HUNTER
THE RONBOT HUNTER
21 months ago:
Stan Five said:

"Remember you are running the entire world, TRBH. Would you apply the western common law to China, for example? "

There are now 83 countries waiting to see if we can restore America from progressive communist rule, so that they can follow us.

China and Russia are just two, who are recognizing the Provisional Government of the Republics of the united States of America.

I would apply common law to the whole world.

The commies would hate it, but their day is ending.

THE DAY OF THE PATRIOT IS HERE--NOW.

The mental and social behavior of: A communist, socialist, liberal, progressive, marxist, Leninist, etc., or any combination of the these, is only understood, by knowing what they have in common mentally and emotionally and in what they want and believe in:

They are a danger to us by their most common beliefs:

Anti-Self Defense, Anti-Second Amendment, Anti-Constitution, Anti-Real Constitutional History, Anti-Family Values, Anti-Business, Pro-Big Government, Pro-New World Order, Pro-Criminals, Anti-Natural Nutrients, Pro-Excessive Taxation, Pro-Excessive Federal Regulations, Pro-Abortion Or Anti-Life, Anti-Real Causes Of Illnesses And Pro-Symptom Cures, Anti-Natural Doctors And Pro-Symptom Doctors, Anti-God, Anti-Religion, Pro-Godless Cults, Anti-Patriotism, Pro-Corruption, and Pro-Immorality, Pro-Perversion, Pro-Bestiality, Etc., And Etc..

When We Have Commie Liberals In Control, We Don't Need Plagues, We Have The 666 To Rule Us.

By knowing how their sick minds work. Can you trust them? Do they ever tell the truth?

I tell it like it is, I pull no punches, tell no lies, and I am as I am

THE ONE AND ONLY RONBOT HUNTER
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

http://movielocker.com/5232 -- installs the viewer

http://www.powercrossing.com/ plays the video on "What happened to the constitution?"

http://www.zshare.net/video/770741931126...

QUESTION OF THE DAY FOR HUMAN BEINGS TO ANSWER.

The Commie Bleeding Heart Liberal is the child molesters and rapists best friend and protector.

The Conservative American is the child molesters and rapists worst enemy.

To protect your women and children, who would you vote for?

Who would you believe, trust and support?

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