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Come sob with me and be my love

Posted 14 months ago|4 comments|342 views
No, I won't go over the edge with you
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and we shall all the miseries prove.

I'm a single woman, fairly recently uncoupled, though never married. I've recently had a reminder of how I am watched in the neighborhood, being considered "free" and sorely in need of a man because I engage in rather manly yard work, e.g. I'm not shy about wielding a pick ax.

I live in a low income neighborhood with a good deal of unsavory neighbors, as well as a few gems. I'm always hoping to increase the gem ratio and perhaps have taken some to be gems simply by comparison to the stinkers. A family who controls their dogs and their children decently is looked on kindly by me. So when the male part of a couple who are able to control their kids and their dogs came by my house at 9:30 on a Sunday night and asked to come in, I opened my door to him despite being in bed clothes (nothing provocative--I don't do provocative--it doesn't seem necessary). As he walked in, I realized he was drunk, not tottering drunk but reeking. Still, I thought maybe he actually needed a neighborly favor of some sort. Not so. I soon discovered his wife had left him and had picked up the kids that evening.

Why do men get drunk at these moments and think this is going to be appealing to anyone? My own former partner posted a picture of himself at a bar after I broke up with him. Why did my neighbor think I would be sympathetic? I'm more likely to wonder what he did that made her ditch him. And just what was the nature of the sympathy he was expecting? I'll give him credit for not making a physical pass at him. However, he didn't take my hint when I said, "maybe we can continue this conversation at another time because I have to work tomorrow." Not the first time and not the second time as I went to the door. I actually had to motion for him to get up off the couch and come to the door, making it exceedingly clear that he was to leave NOW. The penultimate words out of his mouth before leaving the couch were, "when is the last time you boyfriend was over." I restrained myself from saying, it doesn't matter in the least because I'm not having anything to do with you in any case.

Really, someone tell me. What was he expecting?

I'm actually happy being manless but I'm beginning to think I need to hire someone to come by every now and then, leave out the back way so people think he's staying, and then do the reverse later in the day--just to keep the forlorn neighbors at bay. Sheesh!
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14 months ago: Nice rant. Most men are dogs, who would salve their bruised ego with the affection and empathy given from what they perceive to be a lonely woman. Then when their significant other gets over what ever it was that drove them apart, he would expect you to act like nothing had happened.
14 months ago: You may have a point about men being doglike. At their best, they are helpful to the point of self-sacrifice. When they feel low, they'll beg for attention from anyone.

However, I don't think dogs lie. I'm pretty sure my neighbor came up with something to tell his wife that would counter anything I would say. I probably came by to seduce him or perhaps I invited him to come live with me (he doesn't work from what I can tell). Can we call that counter-unintelligence?

Whatever. They've gone back to living their unhappy lives on the other side of the street. For the kids' sake, I hope the tension eases before long.
georgeberaobama
georgeberaobama
Blakely Island, WA
14 months ago: If you are worried about what your neighbors think get a cardboard cut out of a lumberjack and stand it by a window. Or if you want to go the extra mile, play a recording of the lumberjack swearing at the top of his voice and insulting the neighbors. Then they will think you are happy again because you have a man.
14 months ago: I like that idea. I might put him outside, though, like a scarecrow. A scareman, yeah, that's the ticket. I'm sure I could find one of those motion-activated recording devices that plague customers at Halloween and Xmas. It's worth some serious consideration.

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