Over the past couple of years, Jeff Goldblum, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks and Brad Pitt have all allegedly died in separate accidents at Kauri Cliffs, New Zealand.
Each actor allegedly died while filming a movie in New Zealand early on various mornings.
Alleged preliminary reports from New Zealand Police officials indicated that the actors fell more than 60 feet to their deaths on the Kauri Cliffs while on-set.
The accidents all allegedly occurred at approximately 4:30 a.m. (UTC/GMT +12). Additional details and information will allegedly be forthcoming.
In each case, however, the reported death was soon reported as an alleged hoax.
Nevertheless, it would be wise to close the cliffs before another celebrity dies, or at least to stop filming in third world countries and use computer-generated backgrounds.
Of all the actors least likely to have died, Tom Cruise is the least likeliest, because of his mastery of Scientology. It is true that L Ron Hubbard once fell off his motorcycle and broke several bones, while chasing a cat burglar, but an accident like that would have killed a normal person, and he healed in just a few hours.
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