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celebcrazy
New Orleans, LA
Chad Ocho Cinco (old name: Chad Johnson) is the wide receiver of the Cincinnati Bengals. And he has a surprise for the world today: Chad Johnson has a celebrity Twitter, where he just unveiled a new little secret!

A Chad Johnson face tattoo! Actually, three of them! Although it’s not as big as Mike Tyson’s, Chad Johnson’s face tattoo is something he’ll live with for the rest of his life.

There are three tattoos total on Chad Johnson’s face: the state of Florida is on one side; it looks just like a state outline or map. The other Ocho Cinco tattoo looks like a couple of crosses, or maybe “XX” for twenty. (Why didn’t Chad Johnson get a tattoo of “85?” We’ll never know.) Chad Johnson’s third tattoo is of “the OC” right between his eyes.

You know, Ochocinco has been selected to the Pro Bowl five times and named an All-Pro three times. If you like, you can follow Mr. Chad Ocho Cinco himself on his Twitter. Chad Johnson’s username is “OGOchoCinco” for some reason (first link.)

What do you think of Chad Ocho Cinco tattoo? Is it rocking? Would you get it yourself?

How about face tattoos in general. How much would I have to pay you to tattoo something on your face?
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14 months ago: First of all, Chad Johnson is an idiot. For various reasons. Second, in the 4th paragraph down, you got his name correct. Every where else it's wrong.

He legally changed his name to Ocho Cinco, so that Ocho Cinco could be on the back of his jersey. However, in filling out the paperwork, he forgot to put a SPACE inbetween the two words, so LEGALLY his name is Ochocinco. Which the NFL has changed his jersey to say. Haha, the joke is on him.

Also, 85 in Spanish is not Ocho Cinco. If you were to say 85 like "eight five" then yes, Ocho Cinco is correct. But we say 85 like "eighty-five." So, Chad Johnson, fail.
celebcrazy
celebcrazy
New Orleans, LA
14 months ago: Dang it, I looked it up and you're right! It is "Ochocinco" not "Ocho Cinco!" My bad. I read a story that had it as two words...

It's like a triple-FAIL.
14 months ago: It's not your bad, don't worry about it! I think he still *really, really* wants people to think it's Ocho Cinco (cuz then he won't be an idiot)!! The press will probably never put Ochocinco, because then people will be like, "Whose Ochocinco?" And how do you say that!?!

And yes, it's a fail to, like, the ocho cinco-th. :D
14 months ago: So, apparently they are fake:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Chad-Ochocinco-has-a-face-tattoo?urn=nfl,169423

As we say at my work, whaddadouche!

I must say the Florida one looked like a birthmark or something. Like when you see Jesus in your grilled cheese... it's a Florida in his pigmentation!
The Cypress Gang
The Cypress Gang
Cypress, TX
14 months ago: Wrong howleanne. It's a scar from when his brain leeched out. I'm wondering how this guy is a role model for our kids?

1) He is not even smart enough to place a space between an 8 and a 5.
2) He is not even smart enough to find a lawyer (that filed his document) that know there should be a space between an 8 and a 5.
3) He is not married (?) and lists children with his last name.
4) He lists 4 children living at 3 differnet addresses.

See the document and have a good laugh. Read all of the pages (next on the sidebar of the page).

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0905081ocho1.html

I am guessing he has a harem.
14 months ago: It looks stupid. No it is not "rocking". No I would never get a real tattoo on my face like a common criminal.

If you are paying, I'll let you tattoo a TEMPARAY Tattoo on my face for $250,000.00, that’s US dollars, you pay all the taxes, I get 250K (one quarter million) in cash and that is a temp tattoo as in it wears/grows off in 90 days or so because I do not want anything permanent on my face.

Role model? Hero? HA! He is an athletic person who got lucky by being seen by scouts due to what he is able to do. There are literally thousands of athletes out there who are better then he is but who did not get seen or did not want to “play the game” of professional athletics. This person is not a role model. (These people are not role models.) He just has money to buy friends with. (They just have money to buy friends with.)

There are exceptions, those who share their wealth with others in a way that truly makes a difference in other peoples lives; those are the true heroes and role models.
Fay33
Fay33
Newport Coast, CA
6 months ago: Pocket change. Looks like Chad ochocinco is already practicing for Dancing With The Stars http://bit.ly/bhF83d
Fay33
Fay33
Newport Coast, CA
6 months ago: looks like Chad ochocinco is already practicing for Dancing With The Stars http://bit.ly/bhF83d

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