It's settled. The number of Jesse James' mistresses will reach the Tiger Woods level. Mark my words. How do we know that the official Jesse James mistress count will keep rising? Just look at the guy's history.
Remember, before he tried to reform his life by marrying a squeaky-clean actress, Jesse James was married to a porn star, Janine Lindemulder. She's gone on record saying that Jesse James kept mistresses during their relationship, too.
The Jesse James mistresses story keeps getting bigger and bigger. It's sad. This guy is clearly a major cheater. In the last 24 hours, new Jesse James mistresses have come out of the woodwork.
- 1. Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, a tattooed sometime poser-Nazi.
Michelle McGee, who's been trashed in the press for posing with swastikas and Nazi paraphernalia, was the first mistress Jesse James admitted to sleeping with in the last year. Michelle McGee's not discouraging the news stories – they're free publicity for her modeling/soft-core porn website.
- 2. Melissa Smith, a tattooed former stripper.
Melissa Smith, Jesse James' second mistress, is covered in tattoos. Much like Michelle McGee, Smith met Jesse online, and ended up spending time on the casting couch in his West Coast Chopper offices. Melissa Smith was jailed last year after assaulting a police officer after driving under the influence.
-3. Brigitte Daguerre, a tattooed photographer.
Brigitte Daguerre, the most recent of Jesse James' mistresses, has told reporters that she slept with Jesse for nearly a year. Perhaps most damming are the 195 dirty text messages that Brigitte Daguerre has from Jesse. My favorite? "I'll be your monkey."
Of course, Michelle McGee, Melissa Smith, and Brigitte Daguerre won't be the only women to grab their five minutes of fame. West Coast Chopper employees are saying that Jesse James' mistresses were an open secret at the shop. Also, one female executive settled a sexual harassment suit against Jesse James for $700,000 in 2007 (while Jesse was married to Sandra Bullock). I've worked in some weird places, but I don't know if I could work under Jesse James. Mistresses like Melissa Smith, Brigitte Daguerre, and Michelle McGee might be easy on the eyes (to some) but it's not like they'd make for a stress-less work environment.
I'm sure that a Jesse James / Sandra Bullock divorce is in the works. No woman should take what she's getting right now. Sorry, Sandra.