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This just in, the major water break of Boston's treated water supply was confirmed to be a British retaliatory act in response to the Tea Party of 1773. In what may be the most clever retaliatory response in history, King George III and his Parliamentary Officials somehow managed to sabotage Boston's drinking water 200+ years after the fact.
Investigative crews are still out trying to discover how exactly his Georgeness managed to pull off such a feat nearly 190 years after his demise. Preliminary reports are suggesting that some of the tea that made it's way into the Harbor has somehow exhibited some type of abnormal growth, lying dormant until just recently when it made its way into the treatment pipes, and breached a coupling, tainting all clean water. There is some validity to the suggestion that the British response in the "Coercive Acts" of 1774, sometimes referred to as the "Intolerable Acts," were actually a curse of some sort that altered the molecular structure of the tea within the Harbor, and thus grew to fruition in the recent act.
INTERPOL and other international groups are searching for an alleged document that may have been left within Windsor Castle confirming the planned attack. There were reports that a legend has been passed down through the House of Hanover, and that remaining parties may indeed be found negligent for knowing that such an action had been planned and carried out.
Stay tuned for further confirmation on this most terrible of retaliations.