Bin Laden's Corpse Chilled 10 Years For O's Publicity Stunt
UNA Sources has reported that President Obombasta removed his jacket, rolled up his silk sleeves and personally helped to remove Bin Laden's rotting, 10 year old corpse from the deep chill coolers in the Penta-gone in his latest publicity stunt to win re-(s)election in 2012.
After highly skilled technicians dressed and staged the body for (soon-to-be-released) photos, black helicopters flew the decaying carcass of the former CIA agent to an aircraft carrier prepared to release the unidentifiable remains into the Indian Ocean.
This latest publicity stunt by President Obombasta and the over-educated/under-experienced Obombasta Ad(hoc)ministration virtually insured their re-(s)elections.
However...
Four more years of bombastic speeches will not put food in American's stomachs.
Four more years of fake assassinations of already dead "Bad Guys" will not put clothes on American's backs.
Four more years of Bush-esque war-mongering will not put roofs over American's heads.
After helping to load the 10 year old cadaver of Bin Laden onto a US Navy ship, President Obombasta headed back to the White House to watch the rest of the re-enactment of Bin Laden's death on live TV while enjoying popcorn and beers with his buddies.
Bin Laden's Corpse Chilled 10 Years For O's Publicity Stunt
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