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Barefoot Bandit Caught, Mom Proud All the Way to the Bank

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Colton Harris-Moore, infamously known as the Barefoot Bandit, has finally been caught. After giving the police and FBI a good two year run for their money, the Barefoot Bandit was arrested without shoes in the Bahamas after a boat chase shootout. Colton Harris-Moore escaped at 16 from a group home in Renton, Washington, a city relatively close to Seattle. He is on his way back to Washington State to face multiple charges. The Barefoot Bandit left behind a wake of stolen airplanes, books (that taught him how to fly), cars, boats, and many other things that helped him travel, survive, and best of all, dodge the police. He lived like some of us dream about in those secret recesses of our minds -- smart, free, and infamous.

The Barefoot Bandit, a folk hero, is just a 19 year old kid. His folk hero status was perpetuated by the media and their constant focus on his Barefoot Bandit following, whether by t-shirts made up by the locals or followers flocking to his Facebook page. After capture, the Barefoot Bandit walks head down in the media frenzy. His demeanor was contrary to his media buildup. In the Bahamas, questions arise about the length of time lapsed since last talking to his mom because when he's asked his lawyer's name he knows nothing except he has one. Back home. This information was apparently passed on from the Barefoot Bandit's mom, which comes as a surprise since the mama of the Barefoot Bandit has maintained all this time that she has not seen or heard from him in over two years. How convenient. Colton Harris-Moore apparently told the police when he was caught that he'd spoken with his mom "seven days ago." Assuming he's telling the truth, I believe this implicates her in feeding him information since that means they spoke before he was caught.

The Barefoot Bandit's mom, Pam Koehler, has always been suspect to me. Let's not forget that Colton, the Barefoot Bandit, started all of this by escaping from a group home. Now, I know people from group homes and they weren't there because the home life was fantastic. An ABC reporter spoke to the Barefoot Bandit's mom, asking her what she was going to say to her son when she saw him. Apparently Barefoot Bandit's mom thought that was a ridiculous question answering, "What kind of a question is that?" and promptly hanging up the phone. Really? Well, Barefoot Bandit's mother, what kind of answer is that? Is she trying to cut out the media's attention on herself now that her Barefoot Bandit son has garnered so much attention that Hollywood in interested? You bet.

I started thinking something a little more sinister about the Barefoot Bandit's mom. Perhaps at one point, like after he was dubbed the Barefoot Bandit and received national attention, maybe she cooked up a plan. Many of us saw the Catch Me If You Can movie with similar story lines as this one. It's hard not to draw a parallel. Maybe the Barefoot Bandit's mom told her son to do it big, to go as long as possible, all the while giving him information and hope along the way. After all, she has a lawyer for him. Could it be that the Barefoot Bandit, in all his glory, is a pawn to a money hungry mom who suddenly has a story to tell? Her boy is now worth a fortune.

While her son was on the run, often hiding and living in the woods, the Barefoot Bandit's mom claims to never ever have had contact with him. I don't buy it. Perhaps in the beginning after he escaped from the group home, but not all this time. Maybe she was relieved he was gone. My guess is the mom is going to sell him out at some point for money. There are book deals and movies offers in the works and he is still wrapped in hand cuffs. The Barefoot Bandit's mother has hired a lawyer, not to protect her from any wrongdoing or aiding and abetting, but to look out for her entertainment interests. Puke. What a mother. In a 2009 Irish Examiner quote, the Barefoot Bandit's mom said about her son, "He's smart. He took an IQ test a few years ago and he's three points below Einstein…I hope to hell he stole those airplanes – I would be so proud." Yeah, I bet she will take her pride all the way to the bank.
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22 months ago: When the officials offer him a plea deal this should be it.

Your 19 years old. Here is the deal.

We can prosecute you for each offense and have the sentences handed down as a "Consecutive" or we can prosecute you and have all sentences to run "Concurrent".

To get the "Concurrent" deal you must give up all information on all contacts along with dates and locations for the last 2 years. You must testify in court to the same.

22 months ago: I will be interested from a legal standpoint to see how this turns out. He has allegedly committed hundreds of crimes, from petty to big-time theft. It's interesting how the medial built his persona as larger than life, so I thought when he got caught maybe he'd be arrogant about it.

No matter what though it does make me look at our justice system. Will he be locked up for a good portion of his life now? Is that really the "just" thing? I don't know. So often the time doesn't fit the crime. We'll see. I want to know about the mom.
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22 months ago: He will probably wind up with a movie deal and a reduced sentence, and/or sent back to the place he escape from.

The liberal media loves these kinds of criminals, banker robbers, rapists, murderers included too, these are their heroes.

I tell it like it is, I pull no punches, tell no lies, and I am as I am

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Alex Layton
Alex Layton
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Puyallup, WA
22 months ago: Fox bought the movie rights back in April, so it won't be long now.

http://www.king5.com/news/local/Movie-ri...
22 months ago: Never heard of him, but then I don't watch the news or get a paper.

If he stuck with non-violent crime, white collar type, stole lots of things that are high dollar or just cash from the rich, he should get punishment just like they do, not much and over quick.
Alex Layton
Alex Layton
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Puyallup, WA
22 months ago: He never hurt anyone. He just got lots of attention because he was stealing airplanes, after teaching himself to fly and the FBI couldn't catch him. His crime spree ended when he crash landed in the Bahamas and was in a high-speed boat chase.

If he was smart, he would have flown to a non-extradition country.
22 months ago: Yeah, maybe he wasn't so smart after all, eh. I think he had to get caught though for the whole thing to work out financially.
22 months ago: Smart? Maybe staying in the detention center for another 6 months...
His mom is so proud that his I.Q. test placed him only 3 points below Einstein.

What was Einstein's I.Q.? Seems there is lacking information on that subject.

If FOX wants to produce an new rebel movie they had best get all of the facts straight before doing so. Othewise it will burn them on the butt.

1) the guy was a convicted criminal
2) he was sentenced to serve time
3) he skipped out while serving time
4) he has commited many felony acts since playing skip rope
5) Mom says she nas not been in contact in any way since his skipping
6) BB kepy stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of airplanes and boats
7) This is not "Grand Theft Auto"
8) BB posted his adventure on the web
9) Mom thinks that he is an angel
10) Mom paid for his Attornies before he knew that he had an Attorney

The big Eleven....

News at 10.

A single contact or a loose wire transfer of funds or a floating Credit Card or a Cell Phone paid for by mom will include her in the jail time as a participant not an accessory and none of them by law can profit from the dirty deeds.
22 months ago: He never hurt anyone?

What if your the owner of a quarter of a million dollar plane the he stole?

Would that not have caused you damage? Is damage not a hurt?
22 months ago: Yeah, maybe comparing his IQ to the frazzled haired shrink doing blow and coming up w/crazy ways we covet our parents isn't the best idea!

I think BB's mom definitely has a larger role than we know. I think once on the news I remember her saying how she didn't want him to come home, but hoped he was found, something like that. I have always been very suspicious of her role in things. I mean, sure, a person can stay underground and hide out, steal and survive, but something always brought me back to her real involvement. And, you're right, it should not be hard at all to connect a time line of interaction, although if she's smart she didn't call from home. I am a bit of a conspiracy theorist by nature, but this one definitely make me wonder.

I'm sure we'll know more about the mom soon enough.

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