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Avatar - Blockbuster of a Disappointment

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Alex Layton
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Puyallup, WA
I finally got around to seeing Avatar over the weekend and I can sum it up in one word: Meh. Yes, it was visually stunning (and the only thing about the movie deserving of an Oscar), but I thought the storyline was weak, the acting was only okay and the message was pathetic.

Here is the plot of Avatar in a nutshell. A bunch of American guys want a valuable natural resource from a faraway place, but the locals have set up shop right on top of the deposit (I can’t remember them being specifically identified as Americans, but it was assumed). They need to infiltrate the indigenous people and find out what they need to do to convince them to leave, so they can take over the land. So, the white guys develop Avatars, which are basically test tube bodies, without a soul. The controller of the Avatar takes control of the body, while their own body lies in a comatose state (think serious World of Warcraft addict, taken to the next level). The hero of the story, who is paralyzed and wheelchair-bound, enters the world, is “chosen” and falls in love, so, obviously, he can’t go through with his mission and has to stop the evil white guys from completing their goal.

Going in, I knew the overall tone was going to be anti-military or anti-previous administration. I also knew it would preach pantheism (the belief that god is all of nature) (see the 1st link for more on that). Even with this knowledge, I was caught off guard by some of it (especially the nature-worship). There were a bunch of one-liners meant to jab at the past administration, such as “We have to fight terror with terror!” and (referring to the bad guy’s plans) “They’re planning some sort of Shock and Awe campaign.” There were also jabs at big business and people who don’t buy into the man-made global warming theory with, “Sure, no one wants the blood of an indigenous people on their hands, but what’s worse is having bad numbers at the next stockholder’s meeting” and “Our world doesn’t have any more green. We’ve killed our mother and they’re going to kill yours, too.”

Regarding the “anti-military” complaint, I would have to say, it is less an attack on current soldiers and more of a jab at companies like Blackwater, who hire former military to serve as security. That’s all I really have to say about that.

Prior to seeing the film, I had read about how many people were feeling depressed after seeing Avatar and I can completely understand why that might occur (see 2nd link). If you have any guilt about the United States being the big, bad guy, you are going to feel even guiltier after seeing this. If you think the United Sates is responsible for the earth heating up, or if you think god lives in, or is, all things, you are going to feel worse.

**This next part is a bit of a spoiler.**

In the end, I thought James Cameron had a great opportunity to really turn his message into something meaningful (even if I didn’t agree with it), but fell completely flat. Throughout the entire movie, you know that these “Avatars” are not real. There are computers and electricity artificially keeping you in the body it can’t last forever. It has to end. He could have had a real moral to the story. Something along the lines of “I knew I couldn’t stay here forever, so I will have to do my best to take some of the beauty with me and make my own world better.” Something like that. But, no! Magically, the nature-god allows his human soul to permanently enter this avatar and he never has to go back! I mean, my goodness, if someone was feeling depressed about his/her current state of existence, how could they possibly feel good about the hero of the movie not ever having to re-enter real life?

**End spoiler.**

All in all, with the exception of the visual accomplishments (and they were fantastic; see it in Imax, if you must), I did not find the movie worthwhile. If this were any other movie, it would be FernGully.
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Ian Forbes
Ian Forbes
San Diego, CA
24 months ago: Ferngully: IMAX 3D is exactly what Cameron did here, with a few touches of Dances with Wolves and Aliens thrown in for good measure. I did like it overall but it certainly doesn't deserve much more than special effects kudos ... and I thought the 3D was rather poor, with very few scenes truly immersing the audience and rather just adding a foot or two of depth from the screen. I'd suggest seeing this on a nice 2D screen with good sound and leave it at that.
Alex Layton
Alex Layton
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Puyallup, WA
24 months ago: Oh, also, the theme song was too similar to Celine Dion's Titanic song for me not to notice.
Ian Forbes
Ian Forbes
San Diego, CA
24 months ago: Thankfully it wasn't nominated today for an Oscar ... I've still got that image of Dion pounding her chest as she sang it and don't need to add Leona Lewis' version of that to my nightmares.
24 months ago: Alex.

You may be a conservative after all.

Thanks. I won't go see it.
Altruist
Altruist
Eugene, OR
24 months ago: Wonderful mash up with Fern Gulley - whoever did that. I loved Fern Gully too. I thought that was excellent and if Avatar was derivative, it beats doing Rambo 18. Everything about this film was wonderful including the plot and the acting, and it was meticulously done with great craftsmanship.
You guys are just saying sour grapes because you disagree with the message, but fortunately the rest of the world disagrees with you. It has already won the world wide approval of the people with it's record sales and the Oscars will prove you wrong again.
Alex Layton
Alex Layton
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Puyallup, WA
24 months ago: Honestly, looking past the message, I was completely bored. But, you are correct in that it will win a handful of Oscars. Hollywood likes movies that promote it's worldview, which is the only reason a PowerPoint presentation could ever win an Oscar.
24 months ago: I must say that this movie had my mind blown within the first five minutes... visual effects-wise.

Other than that, the story line was good, in my opinion. Ranked right up there with every other chick flick I've ever seen, and liked. It was your typical fall-in-love-with-the-enemy-person-and-leave-your-own-beliefs-to-stay-with-them story line.

I am a conservative who went into it knowing about all these messages. But I didn't think it was that bad. If I wasn't looking for them, I may have even missed some of the "messages."

For example, I had heard it was an anti-military movie. As a military wife, I was expecting an IN YOUR FACE message, but I didn't think it was that bad. The "bad guys" in this movie just happened to be military people. There are antagonists in every movie, and if we went around saying these people are bad because this movie was anti-this or anti-that, well, we'd have to just stop making movies all together.

I thought it was a good movie, with FRIGGIN' AMAZING visual effects. My husband wants to run out and spend $300 on a blu-ray player, just for this movie... let's just say I'm not as enthusiastic. It was a good movie, no more no less.
Alex Layton
Alex Layton
 Administrator
Puyallup, WA
24 months ago: I just stumbled upon a video review of the movie, which I would say is worth your while...

Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJarz7BYnHA
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLzKwTcGO_0
24 months ago: Blood for Groil? Sounds like a good slogan.
24 months ago: I watch movies for the entertainment. If a message is hidden in there, I might or might not get it, whether or not I let it influence me depends on how closely it gets to my own beliefs. Don't look to deeply into the screen, there are lies and truths hidden everywhere.
24 months ago: Good movie.

Good visuals. Good action. Good story.

Far better than most of the drivel they pawn off Oscars on.

Most of the movies that are geared toward "adult" audiences is just plain crap.

This movie is worth seeing if you like Sci-Fi and have an ounce of compassion for folk that don't look like you.
THE RONBOT HUNTER
THE RONBOT HUNTER
24 months ago: Huey said:

This movie is worth seeing if you like Sci-Fi and have an ounce of COMPASSION for folk that don't look like you.

I would change the word compassion for PASSION.

These blue skinned girls turn me on.

They are so hot looking.

I had all types and colors, but the blue skin girl IS worth dating.

You blue skinned ladies out there -- give me a call!!!

I will turn that compassion into a night of PASSION.

My hot Latin blood will see to that.

THE RONBOT HUNTER
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24 months ago: Send that note to your family so they can remember you and think your hot when they see you in a blueish shade. I'm guessing the opposite.
24 months ago: What is that old saying about "Wide between the eyes"?
Look at the pics and tell me they are not wide between the eyes.

Hey RHAM. What would you call them? Are they Special Olympics material? What was your phrase? Please chime in.
24 months ago: Ronbot I worry about you sometimes. :)
24 months ago:
I thought about suicide after watching the commercial...Then I played the game!.....And decided I should have committed suicide when i first wanted to because now that I have played the game I'm not even cool enough to die!

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