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Amabo Bingo

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Amabo Bingo
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I've come across a most interesting new game.

It's called Amabo Bingo, and it goes like this.

For Amabo's next national address on television, invite a bunch of your friends over. You can even invite some of your liberal friends over, but they have to play Amabo Bingo.

Get some poster board big enough to include enough squares to play bingo.

Instead of using the "B-I-N-G-O" letters, and numbers, fill out each square with the following Amabo pronouncments:

. Restored our reputation
. Strategic fit
. Let me be clear
. Make no mistake
. Back from the brink
. Signs of recovery
. Out of the loop
. Benchmark
. Job creation
. Fiscal restraint
. Win-win
. Affordable health care
. Previous Administration
. Greed on Wall Street
. At the end of the day
. Empower (or empowerment)
. Touch base
. Mindset
. Corporate greed
. Ballpark
. Game plan
. Leverage
. Inherited as in "I inherited this mess"
. Relief for working families (alternate - "unprecedented")
. 2 Million Jobs

When he says those words, fill in that square.

Leave the middle square empty. When he evenutally says "I" or "me" for the 50th time, you get to fill in the middle, free square.

You can play Amabo Bingo just like regular Bingo. Black out, straight across, diagonal, etc.

When someone wins, you can stand up and yell "Amabo Bingo" or "B### S####!"

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