In a paradoxical alternate reality, somewhere in another universe, in another dimension there are aliens. These aliens are not of the, little green or gray bug eye variety, no! These aliens are large hardy and robust. They have lots of stamina and they don't sneak up on unsuspecting "country folks" out in the bread basket of America. Nope! They're not the artistic type either that leave pretty geometrical designs in our wheat fields. These aliens don't kidnap or experiment on humans. These aliens don't have huge hovering "mother ships" over major US cities. They don't instantly know or care to know about our language. These aliens are actually pretty normal people (I hope you don't mind that I called them people.)
Don't get me wrong fellow Americans and the few scattered Canadians and other members of the global community that are quite certain that there are a very specific type of alien among us. I am not in anyway insinuating that the UFO's and spacecraft's and alien ships that have been , "found" are not real. Nor am I insinuating that they weren't found chock full of those little green, gray bug eye guys that the government is trying to hide from us. I'm not saying that at all. I firmly believe that you firmly believe that what you think you saw is in actuality what everybody is already convinced that they know it is. You see?
Remember folks, my opening sentence? "In a paradoxical alternate reality, somewhere in another universe, in another dimension there are aliens." These aliens, these very normal, people type aliens, these aliens that don't speak our language because they are not from here and who wish us no harm because we do that really good on our own, these aliens are from another universe. They are from another dimension and I wanted to let you the good people of middle America and all the other good rational places on earth that these aliens are here now! That they live among us and that they are easy to spot.
Personally I don't see anything wrong with just letting these aliens alone. They are not creepy or in anyway unorthodox . I just want the rest of the world no that they have been commi8ng to our humble planet for quite a while now and that they have started to make this place their home. What's interesting is that there is nothing wrong with their home. They're not having any kind of problems that I can figure, that would want them to come over here. They just seem to have been passing by earth on holiday and liked it and decided to stay. It's all quite fascinating really! So if you want to spot one here are a few things you've got to look out for.
1. They look just like you!
2. They eat just like you.
3. They crack dumb jokes, just like you.
4. They, breath just like you.
5. They eat just like you.
6. They work just like you.
7. They have fun just like you.
8. They get all emotional just like yo.
9. They come in different hues of beige to brown, just like you.
10. They are born, live and die just like you.