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A woman in ElectChester that likes me. Hmmm....?

Posted 13 months ago|2 comments|521 views
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MARXIST_COLONEL
Staten Island, NY
] Hello there. Once again, I'm forced to write another story about my life and an opinion on my life. I live in ElectChester. Crime in ElectChester is not that bad. Compared to up and coming places in Manhattan and in Brooklyn, ElectChester ( Queens, N.Y. ) has no serious crime. Crimes do happen but crimes happens everywhere. Anyway ........

] This woman is a pretty woman. She is young. She wears glasses. She is thick and stocky just like a blessed well-endowed mother. This woman is also short. Her mother is something else !!! I would die for her mother. That's how well-endoed her mother is. ( Getting back to the duaghter - the woman ). And she seems like a very good woman with a sweet and very low way ( little girlish ) of speaking / talking. Yes, she is over 21 years old.

] It is this - very nice - woman that likes me. She lives in the adjoining building next to me. Anyway, I have lived there for years - quite a few to be exact. Funny thing is, this woman that likes me has passed me by and has bumped into me several times. She has said nothing to me. BUT she passed me by and ( via of expressively using physical language as woman so always do ) has prayed to God that she has passed me by safely. ** She has done this several times to me.

] Recently, not too long ago, I had to do some laundry. As I sat there reading the New York Times, she enters the laundry room. She put her clothes in the machine. This time she doesn't act like she is scared of me. She must have figured that I must live in the building in order for me to be doing laundry there. Hmmm .... So after putting her laundry in she immediately sits -- and stays -- behind me. Well anyway, as the minutes pass by, she does things to let me know that she likes me. But I ignore those "things" BUT not her. I really respect and love when a woman actually shows ( me ) that she likes me. Personally, i think it is a beautiful thing.

] Well,there is a problem. I CAN'T like her. WHY ? Because she was scared of me before for a long time. Now she decides to like me ?? I know you ( the readers ) thinks that this is shallow and silly. I just have too many principles and one of them is that if a woman that really likes me should not be scared of me the very first time she meets - or sees - me.

] I will be honest with you. I need a woman. I'm older and I'm not getting any younger. She is young and pretty and that is good thing for me and my ( marriageable ) future. Listen, you can't build a relationship with anyone on the premise that you was -- for no reason at all -- once scared of them. Eventually, a relationship like that will eventually collapse within itself -- implode -- over time. There is no respect there. Something will be missing from that relatonship which will allow it to self-destruct.

] Seriously, I invite any comments, ideas, tips, or any thoughts on my crazy situation that I have written above. Please be easy on me !! Thank you.
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13 months ago: OK I'll bite... are you scary? I mean is there any reason that she or anyone should be timid of you by what you have done, or are doing?
Paper Tiger
Paper Tiger
England
13 months ago: I have the same problem marxist.

As I am a mature person, the path to my front door,is crowded with old grannies stuffing their knickers and incontenance pants in my letter box, with suggestive messages written on them. I dare not go anywhere the bingo club as I am too old to run around the streets with a gang of old ladies chasing after me.

But back to your problem, stick your toe in the water, and share the washing machine. You can both sit and watch each others stuff going around and comment on her washing. If you see a nice top whizz past you say how nice it is. Or if your under ware has a big hole in them she may offer to repair them. And it will also give her some idea what she can get you for your birthday.

When I was a young blade a girl told me if you want to pick up a girl then go down the laundry shop. Well I took her advice put on my best stuff and off I went. The shop was empty, but after about the third spin an old dosser came in and asked me for money as he only had one leg. Having said no, the old dosser attacked me. As we were rolling about on the floor the door opened and a lovely lady walked in. She looked at me and told me off for picking on a tramp. I also got barred from the shop.

Take a tip from me, take her out, get to know her you never know.

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