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A Sports Analogy

Posted 32 months ago|2 comments|341 views
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Okay...let's use a "sports analogy." They always seem to work. Here goes:

Me: “The Denver Broncos are the greatest team there ever was in the NFL.”

Raider Nation Member: “What? You're kidding! The Broncos suck! They're a joke!”

Me: “Why should you be allowed to spew such vitriolic hate speech? You uneducated, knuckle dragging, mouth breather? 95% percent of the American public knows for a fact that the Broncos are the best!!”

RN Member: “You're delirious!”

Me: “Of course you would think that, because your team is irrelevant! They haven't won a game in 67 seasons, and they might as well not even suit up this year!”

RN Member: “ Uh...we have three Super-Bowl titles.”

Me: “That's only because the filthy, corrupt NFL commissioner helped you steal them!”

RN Member: “Dude, you need help!”

Me: “No...YOU need help, because the only reason you hate the Broncos is because we have an 'African-American' running-back! You stinking racist!”

RN Member: “whoa...this boggles the mind...”

Me: “Yes, it WOULD boggle your little mind because you're stupid! See? I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!!”

This would be comical if it weren't so serious. The liberal agenda and its way of “thinking” has become so old and predictable. Joe Walsh wrote it correctly: You can't argue with a sick mind.

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32 months ago: Uhhm, when it's your "team" declaring that the other one couldn't possibly have won because they weren't legally Americans at all, don't whine when people start calling your team a bunch of nutcases.
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32 months ago: ...The liberal agenda and its way of “thinking” has become so old and predictable. Joe Walsh wrote it correctly: You can't argue with a sick mind...

Your 'analogy' sounds like the the scorched bottom of the kettle shrilly calling the pot black.

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