99ers Pack Swim Trunks For Waterboarding At Debtor's Prisons
Extrapolation of the oppressive and genocidal trends perpetrated by the Obombasta Ad(hoc)ministration indicate that ordinary American citizens, especially debt-ridden 99ers, will soon be waterboarded at debtor's prisons in and ouside the United States for debts incurred indirectly to the Federal Regurge through various and sundry means.
Examples of indirect debt to the Federal Regurge that may warrant imprisonment and torture:
1. Child Support
2. Taxes (Federal, State, Local, Income, Sales, Property, etc.)
3. Student Loans
4. Credit Card Debt
5. Overdue Mortgages/Foreclosures
6. Late Rents/Damages
7. Unpaid Utilities
When 99ers are sent to debtor's prisons, we will certainly be tortured with waterboarding and sleep deprivation.
Therefore, all American citizens, and especially 99ers, would be wise to pack an emergency "Gitmo bag" fully stocked with swim trunks for waterboarding sessions, ear plugs and blindfolds for sleep deprived nights, and cyanide pills for the moment when you can longer take it.
In addition, all Americans should practice holding our breath.
Hitler would be proud of the tyrannical power that President Obombasta has usurped in the United States through triplespeak legislative legalese.
Our founding fathers would vomit knowing that the current administration has nearly succeeded in establishing corporate fascism in America.
99ers Pack Swim Trunks For Waterboarding At Debtor's Prisons
Pastor Dinary