99 Weeks = 666 Mark For 99ers = 9.1% Jobless = 99% Terrified
The math is simple.
The desecration of human life in the United States of America is incalculable.
After exhausting all 99 weeks of state and federal Unemployment Benefits, 99ers are now branded with the mark of the beast. We are now considered unhirable by nearly all companies.
The national unemployment rate has risen to at least the media promulgated rate of 9.1%
UNA scientists have determined through extremely complicated algorithms of high calculus that approximately 99% of all Americans are terrified that the United States of America, the greatest nation on Earth, is about to fall into ruin.
99ers know beyond the shadow of a doubt that the decay of Western Civilization is spreading faster than the half-lives of the radioactive particles sprinkling our gardens day and night since the Fukushima disaster began.
99ers are now forced to walk the streets desolate and forlorn, searching for meals and somewhere to sleep at night now that most of the homeless shelters, churches and soup kitchens throughout America were closed due to steep inflation and lack of federal funding.
Thanks President Obombasta.
Thanks for ruining the lives of millions of Americans.
99 Weeks = 666 Mark For 99ers = 9.1% Jobless = 99% Terrified
Pastor Dinary