today i am going to dump all over fraternities. i know a lot of you either are/were in a frat. well, to be honest, i still think you're a dumbass. for those of you that tell me about your little "greek" experience, this is what i gather so far:
- you pay hundreds of dollars a semester to be in a club
- your hundreds of dollars pay for a select individual(s) to live in a fancy house
- you get to go to parties
- of all of you i know, a solid 80% of you have low self-esteem issues. seriously.
now, i tell you what; if you look at this whole club thing from a business perspective, the guy in charge is brilliant. he basically sits there, collects your money, gives you stupid **** titles and has his living paid for while he's at school. so, the lesson i'm learning here is you can take a bunch of people with the inability to be cool on their own, pretend to like them and make tons of money.
it's a time tested "get rich quick" scheme. so, i guess if you can withstand being a complete tool for long enough to be the "big brother" you could make some serious coin. if you don't, well quite frankly you just look like a bag of ****.
hmm. i'm not positive but i'm 99% certain that in places like Waco, Texas this sort of thing might be considered a cult.... at least some of the real cults have banquets with better stuff than natural ice. you'd think with the ridiculous dues you pay you could splurge for some Hawaiian punch or something else more tolerable on the tongue.
--- "big brothers" world wide just joined the Yacht Haven club with all the money they got from you little bastards.